Trek XI Caption Contest #21: It's Not You, It's Me

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Pardon me, Nyota?

Is this the New Berlin One choo-choo?"

UHURA:"Hover rail 9?

Can I give your knob a shine?"

 

[Classic Fan]

This just had to be done, the look on his face just sells it even more.

Pegg: "Choose? Fucking choose? Are you totally insaaaaane? Thats like asking me which one my kids i want shot!"

 

[Cakes488]

Spock: There it is right there!

Uhura: Where?!! I don't see it!

Spock: Your diaphram is on the right side of the desk.

Uhura: You mean that dishdrain thingy down there?

Spock: No it's at the other end....

Uhura: Oh yeah! there it is!!

Scotty: Aye...I s'pose it's appropriate as I've bin usin' that as me pencil holder all week.

Spock: What exactly are you insinuating Mr. Scott?

 

[Cakes488]

Uhura: Aye Pendejo...fine you can have the window seat! Let's just get on the damn plane already.

 

[ProwlAlpha]

Spock: I swear it never happened to me before.

Uhura: Its ok, it happens to everyone.

Scotty: I swear its this big.

Sulu: No way

Scotty: This is how big my sub was from Blimpy's and that was the smaller one.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I cannae fix the bloody TOILET!!!

ACH!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"In case we never see one another again...I faked my orgasm."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK:Chekov's intructions were quite clear: Take the last train to Clarksville and I'll meet you by the station..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Aye, its on page 2!

SPOCK: No, I dont think so.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Bloody skank in Aberdeen told me dressing like a Ridley Scott character would get me lots of pussy.

Borgas FRAT!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK: "I thought you had the tickets."

UHURA:"Okay.

Plan B."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Uhura: If this shuttle leaves the ground and you're not on it with Kirk, you'll regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Spock: What about us?
Uhura: We'll always have San Francisco.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"If you do not get on that shuttle, you are going to regret it.

Perhaps not today...but tomorrow...and for the rest of the altered timeline.

We'll always have Proto-canon."

 

[Cakes488]

Uhura: *giggling* OMG Spock...turn around quick and look...there's a woman behind you and she's got a penis on her head!

Spock: Yes and I note that it's "cocked" to one side,....perhaps my dear Nyota you should do your hair in a similar fashion tonight...if you know what I mean...

Uhura: Ok Ok...you can be the bottom again...but this is the last time this week!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: Don't give meh that look! You'd have hairy palms too if you'd been deserted on an icy wasteland with only a goofy alien for company.

-or-

Scotty: Canon?! We don't need no stinkin' canon.

 

[Cakes488]

"EXACERBATE? What on Orion's third moon does THAT bloody mean?"

I said MASTERBATE Mr. Scott, MASTERBATE and judging by the condition of the bathroom in your quarters there is no further explanation necessary.

 

[cooleddie74]

"EXACERBATE? What on Orion's third moon does THAT bloody mean?"

I said MASTERBATE Mr. Scott, MASTERBATE and judging by the condition of the bathroom in your quarters there is no further explanation necessary.

"Where I come from, we call that drainin' the sheep's stomach."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: What meh worry?

 

[Cky]

Scotty: "You want a reason? The reason is that they are the absolute pinaccle of the society we live in today, without them the human race would crumble in to a existence unworthy of space exploration. Now I ask you one last chance to get me a chuffing Cornetto."

 

[Skywalker]

Scotty: "Unbelievable! Not a single flatterin' picture o' me in the whole bloody Hot Men and Women of nuStar Trek thread!"