Trek XI Caption Contest #17: Tough Crowds

[Goliath]

"So Lady Astor says, 'Churchill, you're drunk.' And Churchill says, 'Yes, Madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly. And in the morning, I shall be sober.' Heh-heh-heh...

Heh...

*ahem* Okay, as I was saying: historians agree that Great Britain pursued a policy of appeasement toward Nazi Germany for several reasons, including..."

 

[Samurai8472]

Nero- If you'll indulge me for a second, I'd like to try something


i remember
i remember the worries worries
how could i ever forget?
somthing show but the pain still grows du du du du du (drum)

 

[M'Sharak]

ECHD: Hello! You have reached the Emerald City HelpDesk™. All of our lines are currently busy, but if you'll please stand by, one of
our ECHD representatives will be happy to assist you just as soon as a line becomes available. *click!* Hello! You have reached...
[Kirk looks to Uhura and makes "cut" motion -- viewscreen audio goes mute]
Kirk: (to Spock) So, then... percussive maintenance?

 

[trampledamage]

"So Lady Astor says, 'Churchill, you're drunk.' And Churchill says, 'Yes, Madam, I am drunk. But you are ugly. And in the morning, I shall be sober.' Heh-heh-heh...

Heh...

*ahem* Okay, as I was saying: historians agree that Great Britain pursued a policy of appeasement toward Nazi Germany for several reasons, including..."

Bad day at the office?

 

[Goliath]

More like every day at the office.

 

[DaveyNY]

{suddenly heard from the speaker at the dias...}
"...YOU..., In row 12, Center, with The Red Outfit on..., Is that a Communicator Chirp I Hear...!?"​

"...So tell me..., whatta ya think..., should I a got it above my ass instead...??..."​

 

[cooleddie74]

The lines for the new movie about Jonathan Archer and the Xindi Attack stretched all the way to the protein resequencing mat.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Spock, tell Scotty to don an EV suit, go out on the saucer and jiggle the rabbit ears a little."

 

[Amaris]

This...is pure win.


J.

 

[ST-One]

Nero: Don't worry, that Phaser-blast will be completely painless.
Kirk and Spock: What Phaser-blast?