Trek XI Caption Contest #12: Moichandising!

[Rat Boy]

Stop looking at me that way, because it's time for another caption contest! First, as always, let us honor...

For the first picture depicting the most lop-sided looking duel since the forthcoming Super Bowl, our winner is:

Big Boy: "LEEEEEROOOOOYYYY.... JENKIIIIIIIIIINS"

Next, for the picture of Karl Urban embracing his inner Jack Nicholson, our winner is:

McCoy: Damnit, Jim, we have to go back to the island! We have to go back!
Kirk: I think it's time you laid off that cordrazine, Bones.

For the red carpet picture at the Golden Globes, the winner is:

"Kirk, Captain James T."

"Stop it or I'll eat your brain."

And for the picture of Chris and Zach unsure of whether or not to ogle the trophy or the winner of said trophy, our winner is:

Anna Paquin was determined to keep smiling for the cameras, even when Quinto and Pine simultaneously practised the Vulcan Neck Pinch on her behind.

And for the Photoshop award:

McCoy: Stop staring - she could break out into a nude fan-dance at any time!
Kirk: And that's a bad thing why?

Congratulations to our winners and here's our updated totals:

Nerys Myk - 4
middyseafort - 4
Amasov - 3
Outpost4 - 3
M'Sharak - 2
cooleddie74 - 2
seigezunt - 2
Woulfe - 2
Kirby - 2
Herkimer Jitty - 2
Piper - 2
26138 - 1
jptrekker - 1
Alpha_Geek - 1
The Squire of Gothos - 1
Zachary_Smith - 1
Plum - 1
3 of 11 - 1
jongredic - 1
Super Grover - 1
Candlelight - 1
B.J. - 1
Gertch - 1
trampledamage - 1
T'Aerwynd - 1
shivkala - 1
Hartzilla2007 - 1
Jackson_Roykirk - 1
The Badger - 1
Captain Zog - 1
BriGuy - 1
Civil Shadow - 1

This week, we focus on where the real money from the movie is made. First is a panel from the first issue of the Countdown prequel comic, featuring Old Spock trying out his stand-up routine before the Romulan Senate. The second is the new bridge playset from Playmates, complete with various action figures. Third, we have the new Enterprise, also from Playmates and given the white background, it's ripe for Photoshopping. Finally, I took the liberty of blanking out the speech balloons in the first picture so you can come up with your own dialogue if you wish. Enjoy:

 

[Rat Boy]

The second joke bombed completely...

Old Spock: "Yes, all this is a result of my inability to tell a joke."

McCoy: "I told ya' you needed to lighten up once in a while."

McCoy: "If there's nothing wrong with me, then maybe there's something wrong with the univ...nah, that's silly. Who'd ever believe that?"

 

[Samurai8472]

Spock- It seems that the improbability drive has caused us to become action figures

 

[Outpost4]

Now available in the Smithsonian gift shop!

 

[Outpost4]

The set of Toy Story 3: Buzz Lightyear Begins

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Thanks for the win!

Star Trek: Def Comedy Jam

Kirk: Let me guess, the walls won't be installed until Tuesday.

With the economic crisis of 2245, Starfleet began using industrial plastic instead of tritanium to build its starships.

 

[Rat Boy]

Senator: "His 'Yo mama's so fat' jokes are the stuff of legends."

Old Spock: "What is the glass for?"

Kirk: "It's what we throw uppity old Vulcans through, that's what!"

McCoy: "Great. We failed to stop Nero from destroying the universe, now we're trapped in this limbo. What are we suppose to do now?"

Kirk: "Anyone up for an orgy?"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk regretted revisiting Theta Kiokis II.

 

[Rat Boy]

One of the first suggestions the crew took from Old Spock was to demote Chekov to galley duty.

 

[B.J.]

This is what happens when you let Les Nessman design the bridge.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "That old guy is right. If you stare at it long enough, a fish pops out!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

The critics thought Shatner's performance was wooden, but they called Pine's plastic.

 

[SPOCKED]

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK FIGURE:"Someone get a Queen Amidala figure up here stat. I'm feeling horny today."

 

[cooleddie74]

SENATOR:"Booooooo!

Shut the hell up and recite Kiri-kin-tha's First Law of Free Bird!!"

THE ENTERPRISE: "My apologies, people.

I saw a really sexy space station a while ago. I've got blue nacelles."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What...what caused all that?"

Old Spock: "All this happened because the Cardinals made the Super Bowl."

 

[cooleddie74]

OLD SPOCK FIGURE:"Curious.

I don't remember my old ship looking this much like a gay disco."

 

[Rat Boy]

OLD SPOCK FIGURE:"Curious.

I don't remember my old ship looking this much like a gay disco."

Old Spock: "The Enterprise-D, on the other hand..."

Kirk: "D?"

Old Spock: "As in 'Don't Ask.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

SENATOR: "Get off the floor!!!

WE WANT PRAETOR O'BAMA!!!"

These are the Voyages of the Starship Enterprise...

It's Five-Year Mission...

To Explore Strange New Gigantism Remedies...

Seek out New Reduction Surgery Options...

To Boldly Go Find Doctors Nobody Else Has Ever Sought Before!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: So let's play Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!