Trek universe hybrids NOBODY wants to see

[gastrof]

I'll get the ball rolling, you take over.

Vulcan/Ferengi. Think of the ears.

Pakled/Nausican. Stupid and incredibly violent.

Gorn/Cardassian. Two reptiles for the price of one.

Tribble/Glomar. Cute and likes humans, but tends to eat itself.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Tribble / Borg - The universe is over-run in twelve minutes.

Orion / Bolian - The Queer Eye guys would have a heart-attack at the thought of the clashing colors.

Trill / Ocampa - Lives only nine years, but wastes dozens of lives in the process.

Talaxian / Denobulan - That CAN'T turn out well.
Q / Pakled - Nor can THAT.
Changeling / Sigma Iotian - or THAT.
Chuckles / Seven - {shudder}

 

[captcalhoun]

Tellarite/anything

Nausicaan/anything

 

[Kegek]

Human / Betazoid / Trill / Bajoran / Klingon / Ocampan / Vulcan.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Andorian and a Ferengi. (A blue ferengi with white hair and Antenae!)

Klingon and a Cardassian. (A klingon with a cardassian neck!)

Jem'Hadar and a Vorta (what the hell!)

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

I do not want to see Rom and Leeta's kids.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

The Laughing Vulcan said:
I do not want to see Rom and Leeta's kids.

Why? it would just be a Ferengi with a crinkly nose, but then again a ferengis nose is already crinkly anyway so the difference would be miniscule.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Gorn/ Anything or Salt Vampire/anything. Even seeing the "pure-breds" was bad enough!

 

[AJBryant]

I'm trying to imagine the size of the earring geegaw that a cross Ferengi/Bajoran would wear. Probably something the size of a dinner plate.


Tony

 

[Dane_Whitman]

Famke Janssen / Horta

 

[Bill Morris]

Talosian/Ferengi: They want everything you've got and can make you believe anything.

Trill/Orion slave girls? No problem.

 

[gastrof]

Fire said:

The Laughing Vulcan said:
I do not want to see Rom and Leeta's kids.

Why? it would just be a Ferengi with a crinkly nose, but then again a ferengis nose is already crinkly anyway so the difference would be miniscule.

Maybe not.

Picture a Bajoran with a huge forehead and Ferengi ears.

 

[gastrof]

Kegek said:
Human / Betazoid / Trill / Bajoran / Klingon / Ocampan / Vulcan.

Okay...

Let's see...

The Vulcan side will counter the Ocampan side's lmited lifespan, especially after the others are factored in.

The person will possibly go insane, however, since Betazzoid and Vulcan telepathic "frequencies" aren't compatible.

Trill spots, a Klingon forehead, pointed ears with an Ocampan flavor to them, brown eyes (Betazoid), Bajoran nose...

Hmmm...

The human side can't offer anything, can they?

Boring humans. No interesting physical traits at all. It's almost as if someone started out using the human form, and then made a few changes to it to come up with each of the other races.

Oh, but then that's a silly idea...

 

[JD]

gastrof said:

Fire said:

The Laughing Vulcan said:
I do not want to see Rom and Leeta's kids.

Why? it would just be a Ferengi with a crinkly nose, but then again a ferengis nose is already crinkly anyway so the difference would be miniscule.

Maybe not.

Picture a Bajoran with a huge forehead and Ferengi ears.

Leeta actually does have Rom's kid in one of the Deep Space Nine post finale books, but I can't remember how they described her.

 

[HybridizationistheFuture]

Hmm... I just thought of Denobulan/Vulcan... That would be sort of interesting...

 

[F. King Daniel]

Cardassian/Ferengi

 

[Captain Rob]

Pakleds/Suliban
They would spend most of their days in a pile on the floor.

 

[φ of π]

Vulcan/Talaxian.

THEY MUST BE PURGED FROM EXISTENCE BY DECREE OF JANEWAY.

("You should eat Harry.")

 

[Mr Soak]

Trill symbiot X tribble. For that warm fuzzy feeling in your stomach.
Trill host X Andorian. Blue dots on blue.

 

[The Old Mixer]

Hmm... I just thought of Denobulan/Vulcan... That would be sort of interesting...

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