A pregnant young ensign complained
Her captain's claims of true love had been feigned
Her captain's claims of true love had been feigned
Trek Lit Limericks
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(Missed the thread end, and wrote this. Wanted to post it anyway--will respond to the latest next. Edited slightly for meter.)
A horny young ensign named Kim
Took shore leave to look for some trim
He played clarinet
They played hard to get
Kim slept with a holodeck sim.
A horny young ensign named Kim
Took shore leave to look for some trim
He played clarinet
They played hard to get
Kim slept with a holodeck sim.
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*hat tip* Thanks. I actually would have preferred someone leaving me with "orange"--I know the rhyme for that one!
{ProfJonathan, who just loves limericks, and used to write a daily one for his son's lunch bag}
While beaming from Earth to the moon
Commander Sonak met his unavoidable doom
The transporter was indeed corrupted
While beaming from Earth to the moon
Commander Sonak met his unavoidable doom
A sunspot erupted
The transporter was indeed corrupted
And split him 'twixt midnight and noon
A three armed lieutenant named Arex
(provided so someone can put "orange" in for a rhyme as requested!!)
Commander Sonak met his unavoidable doom
A sunspot erupted
The transporter was indeed corrupted
And split him 'twixt midnight and noon
A three armed lieutenant named Arex
(provided so someone can put "orange" in for a rhyme as requested!!)
I have no words that can sufficiently comment on the meter in the above.
None.
A three armed lieutenant named Arex
Was confined to his lower deck barracks.
)
A Ferengi named Quark ate an orange;
Cautious, its rind he did gently attinge.
Wary of Constable Odo,
Whom he judged to be no dodo,
He found the Changeling masked as a door hinge.
Cautious, its rind he did gently attinge.
Wary of Constable Odo,
Whom he judged to be no dodo,
He found the Changeling masked as a door hinge.
