Trek Lit Limericks

[Terengo]

A shuttlecraft went into warp.
So the fanboy started to carp

 

[Terengo]

(Oh, heck, I can't wait...)

A shuttlecraft went into warp,
So the fanboy started to carp:
"A warp-capable shuttle!
What script-writing nut'll
Think that a fan's not that sharp?"

 

[TGTheodore]

On his way out to Alpha Centauri

 

[JustKate]

Well, I guess this isn't as cruel and unusual as "Chekov," so here goes:

On his way out to Alpha Centauri
Captain Kirk bought his girlfriend a sari

 

[David Mack]

On his way out to Alpha Centauri
Captain Kirk bought his girlfriend a sari
He wrapped her up tight

 

[JAG]

On his way out to Alpha Centauri
Captain Kirk bought his girlfriend a sari
He wrapped her up tight
They stole off in the night

 

[LightningStorm]

On his way out to Alpha Centauri
Captain Kirk bought his girlfriend a sari
He wrapped her up tight
They stole off in the night
Came home and played some Atari.

 

[MMCL]

Starting a new one...


KRAD and Christopher and Mack,

 

[PaulSimpson]

KRAD and Christopher and Mack
Were found in a crummy old shack

 

[Rowan Sjet]

KRAD and Christopher and Mack
Were found in a crummy old shack
The wallpaper was peeling
There was barely a ceiling

 

[TGTheodore]

KRAD and Christopher and Mack
Were found in a crummy old shack
The wallpaper was peeling
There was barely a ceiling
And they're frequently heard saying "frak".


When Pulaski first came to the ship

 

[PaulSimpson]

When Pulaski first came to the ship
There were those who thought she was a dip

 

[JAG]

When Pulaski first came to the ship
There were those who thought she was a dip
With her tricorder scanning

 

[Trent Roman]

When Pulaski first came to the ship
There were those who thought she was a dip
With her tricorder scanning
And incessant nagging

 

[TGTheodore]

^^^^^ "scanning" and "nagging"?

Really?

I got yer free verse right here.


When Pulaski first came to the ship
There were those who thought she was a dip
With her tricorder scanning
And incessant nagging
She soon left and went home to Earth.


Back to limericks.


While cruising along in a pod

 

[Rowan Sjet]

While cruising along in a pod
Margaret Clark said to God

 

[Andy Mangels]

While cruising along in a pod
Margaret Clark said to God
Would I side with the angels
If I again hired Mangels?
And Yahweh answered Yea with a nod.


OK, if that doesn't get me called sacriligeous and self-serving...

 

[TheAlmanac]

Countdown gave us Data 2.0,
But some find that a poor way to go.
If all deaths are rejected
And no one's resurrected,
Will they ever be pleased? I don't know.

 

[TGTheodore]

A horny young ensign named Kim

 

[TheAlmanac]

A horny young ensign named Kim
Went on shore leave to look for some trim