Trek Lit Limericks
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A tribble awoke in a tight spot,
And on the tricorder it looked like a dot,
With a purr he exclaimed!
"Guess it's me that they've blamed
And on the tricorder it looked like a dot,
With a purr he exclaimed!
"Guess it's me that they've blamed
A tribble awoke in a tight spot,
And on the tricorder it looked like a dot,
With a purr he exclaimed!
"Guess it's me that they've blamed"
For this grain which has all gone to pot.
And on the tricorder it looked like a dot,
With a purr he exclaimed!
"Guess it's me that they've blamed"
For this grain which has all gone to pot.
A dead engineer named Tucker
A dead engineer named Tucker
Left his captain feeling like a sucker
Left his captain feeling like a sucker
A dead engineer named Tucker
Left his captain feeling like a sucker
When no one was looking,
Left his captain feeling like a sucker
When no one was looking,
A dead engineer named Tucker
Left his captain feeling like a sucker.
When no one was looking,
Martin/Mangels got cooking.
Left his captain feeling like a sucker.
When no one was looking,
Martin/Mangels got cooking.
A dead engineer named Tucker
Left his captain feeling like a sucker.
When no one was looking,
Martin/Mangels got cooking.
And resurrected that mother fucker.
Left his captain feeling like a sucker.
When no one was looking,
Martin/Mangels got cooking.
And resurrected that mother fucker.
Do you know, I really really hoped someone would go a different rhyme at the end of that one!!
Yes, I know. But it had to be done. 
Mr. Spock found himself in a pickle
When Nurse Chapel asked him for a tickle
When Nurse Chapel asked him for a tickle
Mr. Spock found himself in a pickle
When Nurse Chapel asked him for a tickle
When their minds started merging
(And how the hell do I keep ending up as "Line 3 Guy?")
When Nurse Chapel asked him for a tickle
When their minds started merging
(And how the hell do I keep ending up as "Line 3 Guy?")
Mr. Spock found himself in a pickle
When Nurse Chapel asked him for a tickle
When their minds started merging
He gave into her urging
When Nurse Chapel asked him for a tickle
When their minds started merging
He gave into her urging
An anxious young ensign named Chekov
An anxious young ensign named Chekov
who did so love reading Isaac Asimov.
who did so love reading Isaac Asimov.
An anxious young ensign named Chekov,
who so loved reading Isaac Asimov,
Found I, Robot a scream
who so loved reading Isaac Asimov,
Found I, Robot a scream
An anxious young ensign named Chekov,
who so loved reading Isaac Asimov,
Found I, Robot a scream,
Fantastic Voyage a dream,
But the sequel was just so much afvalstof.
(Insert :: groan :: here.)
who so loved reading Isaac Asimov,
Found I, Robot a scream,
Fantastic Voyage a dream,
But the sequel was just so much afvalstof.
(Insert :: groan :: here.)
