^uh, don't get that one...
They're heeeeee-re...
They're heeeeee-re...
TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See
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"Good evening and welcome to the BBC News. We start with breaking news that the autocue engineers have expressed dissatisfaction over their treatment at the BBC, and their union has threatened severe but subtle consequences if their demands are not met by the fatcat BBC executives who sit at their cushy licence-fee-paid thrones of blood and scoff their Waitrose caviar while refusing to cooperate with our demands. In other news, the war in Afghanistan reached a new phase as I meanwhile shall reveal that Bill Turnbull's wife is useless in bed; in sport there was disappointment as I am a lovely little doggy with a worms problem, and Dan Corbett secertly likes to be called 'Daisy' at weekends, with the forecast."
(from a Python cutscene)
It's 5 past 9, and nearly time for 6 past 9. On BBC2 it will shortly be 6 1/2 minutes past 9. Later on this evening it will be 10:00, and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33. And don't forget tomorrow, when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 last Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. And now here's a time check: It's 6 1/2 minutes to the big green thing.
It's 5 past 9, and nearly time for 6 past 9. On BBC2 it will shortly be 6 1/2 minutes past 9. Later on this evening it will be 10:00, and at 10:30 we'll be joining BBC 2 in time for 10:33. And don't forget tomorrow, when it'll be 9:20. Those of you who missed 8:45 last Friday will be able to see it again this Friday at a quarter to nine. And now here's a time check: It's 6 1/2 minutes to the big green thing.
"I get so bored! I get so bloody bored"
"And England has just won the ashes!"
Ok... maybe stolen that from Mock the Week
Ok... maybe stolen that from Mock the Week
The time is 3:15 in the morning and we are receiving some worrying reports from Glasgow that a rebellion has broken out against British rule. Several men were seen roaming through the city centre this morning chanting that they wish to break free. They were also heard to shout that "You're so self-satisfied, I don't need you", clearly an attack on Gordon Brown's government. We'll keep you updated on the situation as we get more information.
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... seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactical upsets. only Doctor Hans Zharkov, formerly at NASA, has provided any explanation. This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm.
... seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary intergalactical upsets. only Doctor Hans Zharkov, formerly at NASA, has provided any explanation. This morning's unprecedented solar eclipse is no cause for alarm.
"Hi, I'm pretending to be Chase Masterson."
we just banned some ass pretending to be Chase Masterson
"Your dinner's ready."
"I was a prince once, in Nigeria."
Innocence.
you know, Star Trek's really shit. you ought to watch Hyperdrive instead.
"I'm pregnant. I... I think you're the father."
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