TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Pull my finger.

 

[Jax]

I've got a £5 note here and I must say, you've let yourself go a bit.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I loved you in Caligula, Ms. Mirren!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

^ all the above

God you really are very short aren't you, is that why you wear hats?

 

[Jax]

Do you find it creepy that when you want to put a stamp on a letter you have to lick yourself

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Pleased to meet you, Dame Edna."

 

[RevdKathy]

ANYTHING!

You should wait for her to speak first.

 

[captcalhoun]

i bow before no Earthly king or potentate.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

How 'bout those Yankees, huh?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

What not to say when meeting the British Queen...

"And what do YOU do, Your Majesty?"

 

[TheGodBen]

Please excuse me your majesty, but there is a strong odour of cat piss about you and my nostrils cannot bear it any longer.

 

[Jax]

Is phillip around? I've brought him a stick to poke foregin people with

 

[captcalhoun]

you know, you've got one hell of a fit grand-daughter.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If you're the Queen, why is Philip only a Prince?

 

[captcalhoun]

if you agree to step down on the 60th anniversary of your accession, we'd like you to become President of the United Republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland for an interim period until an election can be held.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Oi! Queenie! Show us yer bum for a pound!"

 

[matthunter]

Get this f**king corgi off my leg!!!

 

[TheGodBen]

So, you're completely bald under that wig?

 

[jamestyler]

...fancy a bum?

 

[Captain Shaw]

Did it take long to place a hit on Diana