TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See
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Tonight's weather forecast:
Look out the window, you lazy fucks!
Look out the window, you lazy fucks!
"Well, unfortunately we're unable to bring you that report... as our studio director is an incompetent boob."
Where's Egypt again?
"And before we go, there's just time for one of those arse-numbingly retarded feel-good stories about a kitten saving its owners from a stalker"
I will be the news soon, after i kill my co-host...
This just in: the jury has reached a verdict in the mass murder trial that has captured our attention for the last month. We'll have a special bulletin on the hour with edited highlights and further coverage, so in the meantime, if you don't want to know the results, look away now.
"We're on? I don't believe you."
I'm getting a lot of Ron Burgundy in my head.
I'm getting a lot of Ron Burgundy in my head.
The two men got what was f**king coming to them.
"Mr. Johnson is in our Manchester studio... which is a shame, as everyone else is over here in London."
"Coming up next, more sensationalist bullshit!"
"Sorry. No news today."
Does anyone really care about which star is sleeping with which star
"This report contains scenes that some viewers may find... erotic."
All war ended today. Religious tolerance became the norm. All sexism, ageism and racism has ended.
Today the last human being died. Only we machines remain.
Today the last human being died. Only we machines remain.
This is Fox News. I'd advise you to double check everything we just told you.
The dead have risen.
"And now we go live to Princes Street Gardens as we welcome in the new year, 2013!" 
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