TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Zulu Romeo]

"Ron, explain to me the rules for Soggy Quiddich again..."

 

[captcalhoun]

what was that spell you found called Ron? Penis Engorgio?

 

[Jax]

Hermonie I never knew your wand could vibrate oh wait...

 

[Jax]

Lines You Don't Expect To Hear On The TV Show "Top Gear"...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Some say he's Perry McCarthy before we fired him. And that he's really Ben Collins but that we're in denial. All we know is, he's called The Stig!"

 

[jamestyler]

As we unveil the car of the year... the Prius!

 

[TheGodBen]

Wow! I never knew that a Nissan Micra could even reach 200 mph, but James May has managed it!

 

[K'Ehleyr]

'Slow down'
'Road Hog'
'Babycham anyone?...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Next up, George Michael is our Star Caught Dogging In Our Reasonably Priced Car!

 

[terranova]

You know what, I think the Bugatti Veyron is a bit too fast.

 

[Captain Shaw]

I don't think there are enough speed cameras on the roads.

 

[Jax]

Cars are shit

 

[RevdKathy]

"So we took it for a road test in the best city in the country... Birmingham!"

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Clarkson: "So Hamster, James and I were out riding our horses 3 abreast down a lovely quiet country lane..."

 

[captcalhoun]

this year's car of the year; the LIGHTNING!

 

[Jax]

My name is Jeremy Clarkson and I support the fight against Global Warming.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"I wish Tiff Needell was back again."

 

[Jax]

Deleted Lines From the STAR TREK Franchise...

 

[Captain Shaw]

Use the force kirk

 

[TheGodBen]

Khan there's... somethingIalways wanted... to ask you, somethingIfeel... I should know... Is that chest real?