TREK BBS - Scenes You'd Like To See

[Zulu Romeo]

Host: Unfortunately, our winner can't be with us tonight, as he's currently sneaking inside my house and making sweet love to my wife.

 

[Chekov's Phaser]

"Who would have ever thought that TrekBBS: The Motion Picture could have ever been a reality..."

God who'll they get to play me?

Cheech?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

The only person that can match my 'stache.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"I want to dedicate this award to my wife, and if you ever see her on the street, take a moment to kindly NOT BRAKE when she crosses the road, the cheating little tramp! I want my records back, damn you!"

 

[TheGodBen]

I'd like to thank everyone in the academy that I paid to vote for me...

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"I want to dedicate this to the memory of all the British bad guys who actually died on-screen during the making of this Bruckheimer/Bay blockbuster."

 

[captcalhoun]

I'd like to thank the members of the Academy for voting for me on my third GI Joe movie, GI Joe Triumphant.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

"Thank you for awarding me the 'Award for the Most Awards' award!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"And Blue Warp Nacelles: The Motion Picture wins it again!"

 

[jamestyler]

"Hey George, look at the Shat Mans shiny new prize. Bet you wish you invited the Oscar winning William Shatner to your wedding now Takei!"

 

[captcalhoun]

i cannae believe that i, Dave Tennant, ha' won this award for playin' Doctor Who in a movie. An' I bet alla ya sassanach Yanks can't understand a blady wor' I'm sayin' in ma Scots acccent.

 

[Triskelion]

I'd like to start the bidding for my statue at a thousand. Do I hear two....

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Denny Crane! The movie!"

 

[Jax]

Unlikely Lines To Hear In The Harry Potter Movies...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

"Quidditch"...sounds like something you yell when somebody kicks you in the nads.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Unfortunately Hogwarts is doing badly in the Wizard School league tables, so the government is threatening it with closure...

 

[jamestyler]

You wanna graduate boy? On your knees and open wide. Ron, watch closely, you're passing next.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Gryffindor sing along
Yeah, you really got it goin' on
Gryffindor in the house
Everybody say it now
Gryffindor everywhere
Wave your hands up in the air
That's the way we do it
Lets get to it
Time to show the world

[from the spin-off sequel Witchcraft and Wizardry School Musical]

 

[Locutus of Bored]

"Who would have ever thought that TrekBBS: The Motion Picture could have ever been a reality..."

God who'll they get to play me?

Wait, you mean you're not Luis Guzman? Well, there's one less celebrity I thought was posting here.

 

[captcalhoun]

Unlikely Lines To Hear In The Harry Potter Movies...

oh, harry, i never knew you could use a wand for that!