TOS Temporary Caption Contest #7: "Ah, Yes, ..."

[Captain Crow]

Data: We are two wild and crazy brought back from the dead guys!

Announcer: Play them off, Keyboard Twitty!

 

[Rat Boy]

Keyboard Twitty: "It's a living."

 

[Gorn Captain]

Scotty: "Aye, THAT finger will be difficult to pull. Try another one, lad."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, singing: "I got killed by a guy with '80s hair ..."
Data, singing: "And I got killed by a guy with '80s shoulder pads ..."

Data: "Hey, Spock, is it true you've got a split dick?"
Spock: "Yep, but at least my pecker's not made out of a fender from a Honda Civic."
<drummer drums>
Data: "Oooh, you slay me! Give him a big hand, folks!!"

 

[SantaEddie74]

MARVICK:"How'd you lose that finger, Commander?"

SCOTTY:"Bottle of scotch and a snowblower. Long story, lad."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data, singing: "They told him, don't you ever come around here ..."
Spock, singing: "Don't wanna see your face, you better disappear..."

 

[Gary7]

Spock: "When I was 35... it was a very good year. It was a very good year, for starting a legend... and a recurring paycheck..."

With the momentum of nuTrek, Paramount decides to terminate residual payments for "the old stuff."

Spock: (to Kirk) "So it's true, then? Mr. Scott just got his electronics degree certificate from DeVry?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spiner: "Hey, Nimoy: your singing voice makes me think of Satan farting."

 

[Santa Kang]

TWITTY (Thinking): "Wanted: Back up singers....No freaks"

 

[Jptrekker]

^^

 

[Triskelion]

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock: "Kirk porno?"

Spock: Mother!??