TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' Right
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Joe's Boss: "That guy looks nothing like Karl Urban."
Cloud William: "The bosses want to know why Shatmandu can't stop laughing at you two."
Joe's Boss: "That guy looks nothing like Karl Urban."
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Cloud William: "You need stop watching slow-motion 'A-->B Repeat' clip of my woman's vagina being exposed in original episode, Dok-tor."
Cloud Festus: "I bet pinkie ring doubles as cock ring. Mark my words, young lady. You up for big heap disappointment."
Cloud William: "You need stop watching slow-motion 'A-->B Repeat' clip of my woman's vagina being exposed in original episode, Dok-tor."
Cloud Festus: "I bet pinkie ring doubles as cock ring. Mark my words, young lady. You up for big heap disappointment."
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Kirk (off-camera): Or too small?
McCoy: "Where our Motto is: 'No Worm Too Big.'"
Kirk (off-camera): Or too small?
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Natira:" Oh, why won't you help me get ready for the World Championship Makeup Finals? I could really use your help! I'm still not sure if this look is right for me!"
McCoy(thinking): "I'm not sure if that look is right for Lassie!"
Natira:" Oh, why won't you help me get ready for the World Championship Makeup Finals? I could really use your help! I'm still not sure if this look is right for me!"
McCoy(thinking): "I'm not sure if that look is right for Lassie!"
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Natira: "This dress's material makes me smell like a pig, husband. Mind if I take a bath? With bubbles? And candles and wine and soft music?"
McCoy: "Yeah, whatever. <nods to TV> Golf's on."
Natira: "I shaved my hoo-ha."
McCoy: "Does my phaser have any charge left?"
Natira: "This dress's material makes me smell like a pig, husband. Mind if I take a bath? With bubbles? And candles and wine and soft music?"
McCoy: "Yeah, whatever. <nods to TV> Golf's on."
Natira: "I shaved my hoo-ha."
McCoy: "Does my phaser have any charge left?"
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There was much tension among the people of Yonada as the great arrival approached.
Sexual tension.
There was much tension among the people of Yonada as the great arrival approached.
Sexual tension.
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"I need something to help Sulu catch brown trout."
"I need something to help Sulu catch brown trout."
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McCoy: "Oh, was he taking a leak on the beach again?"
Natira: "Your captain said he was waving goodbye to me, but I don't believe that was the proper appendage."
McCoy: "Oh, was he taking a leak on the beach again?"
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"Husband...I was only JOKING when I screamed Karl Urban's name!"
"Husband...I was only JOKING when I screamed Karl Urban's name!"
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Natira: "Yes, and when Mr. Spock gave him a Vulcan salute, your captain extended his middle finger at him."
Natira: "Your captain said he was waving goodbye to me, but I don't believe that was the proper appendage."
McCoy: "Oh, was he taking a leak on the beach again?"
Natira: "Yes, and when Mr. Spock gave him a Vulcan salute, your captain extended his middle finger at him."
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Bones had never used a mint julep THAT way before.
Bones had never used a mint julep THAT way before.
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Natira: Forgive me, Husband, I did not know it would displease you so much. Fabrini men often love to have their mates' fist up their anal cavity.
Natira: Forgive me, Husband, I did not know it would displease you so much. Fabrini men often love to have their mates' fist up their anal cavity.
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"Do not be embarassed, husband. My first lover couldn't even get the pleasure fist THAT far in there."
"Do not be embarassed, husband. My first lover couldn't even get the pleasure fist THAT far in there."
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Natira: "I could bring in the other two girls for 100 quatloos more?"
McCoy: "Nah the Captain's already had them"
McCoy: "Here's the problem, this was lodged up your ass, its now been deactivated"
Natira: "This is your punishment for being minute men, gentlemen!"
Natira: "I could bring in the other two girls for 100 quatloos more?"
McCoy: "Nah the Captain's already had them"
McCoy: "Here's the problem, this was lodged up your ass, its now been deactivated"
Natira: "This is your punishment for being minute men, gentlemen!"
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McCoy: "You deliberately stopped me, Natira! Do you know what you just did?"
McCoy: "You deliberately stopped me, Natira! Do you know what you just did?"
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