TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' Right

[Shatmandu]

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Natira: "I'm sorry. I've been black; I cannot go back."

McCoy: "Swallow this, or I take away your curlers."

McCoy: "For nard-punching, I take walk-ins."

Natira: "I thought you would enjoy the sensation ..."
McCoy: "If I wanted to put it in one of your wig-holes, I'd do it when you're in the shower."

Natira: "Aw, c'mon, so I'm not a virgin. I've lived my entire life inside a flying meatball. What else is there to do?"

 

[KirkusOveractus]

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Oracle: "And now, Natira, choose your mate from the "Oh!" face they make..."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "I've never been so turned on in all my life."

Natira was warned about putting a TV in the bedroom.

McCoy: "Hey, I'm sorry I thought the smell was you. I didn't know your friend Spock has been drilling farts into this futon all day."

 

[Rat Boy]

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Guy in plaid outfit: "Hey, would you mind getting yourself electrocuted over there? Those sparks are stinging my face!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Natira: "... Honest Leonard, it's never happened to me before."
McCoy: "It's okay, I guess it happens to everyone at some point. It's not easy to perform under pressure. And it was our first time and all."
Natira: "I'm really sorry. I'll make it up to you tonight."
McCoy: "No point now. Dried right up. Got friction burns on my penis."

Natira: "What's that for?"
McCoy: "It's to distract you while I fondle your breasts."

"Special rates for pimps wanting to make their whores blowjob safe."

Spock: "I am unable to see a way out of our current predicament. We may have come to an end of our adventures."
McCoy: "Dammit Spock, will you stop being so negative."
Kirk: "Heh, heh, heh."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Natira: I find these visitors shockingly limited.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

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When De Kelley and Nimoy both stuck up for Shatner after Fred Freiberger confronted him about his high breakfast bills, they had no idea what was in store for them to pay back the costs.

(we won't go into what happened to Shatner's dog, who he shared said breakfast with...)

 

[Triskelion]

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Natira: Now gentlemen anytime you're ready to see Sherman here perform his one-man swan lake review, you shall be released.
All: We're good. We're good.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Natira: "If you didn't want to put out, you shouldn't have ordered the lobster at dinner."

McCoy: "This won't hurt a bit."
Natira: "Good. I don't like pain."
McCoy: "Oh. I was talking about myself. For you, it's going to feel like something is eating you alive from the ass up."
<He inserts device, covers ears, leaves room.>

McCoy: "If you're British, ask about my volume discount."

Natira: "I asked you politely not to look at my tits."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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...some say it's mystic... it's electric... boogie-woogie!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

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Natira: "no, I'm afraid you'll have to do better than that. Hold your breath until you turn blue all you want, I'm not giving in. And, gentlemen? Don't even think of pounding on the floor and threatening to run away"

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

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Natira: "I do not understand why you have become so upset. Did I not stop at the second knuckle?"

McCoy: "... and once you've had your hood pierced, we attach this little baby."

McCoy: "Sorry, Jim. I tried to stop Sulu from signing up, but he was determined."
Kirk: "Damn it, Bones, a little teeth dragging never hurt anyone."

Guard #1: "Yes! Fajita night!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Kirk: "Airport security's getting more intrusive all the time."

 

[cooleddie74]

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McCOY:"Don't speak to me, Natira.

I'm mad at you right now.

And...by the way?

I faked those orgasms."

"A LEGO connector piece? What does that have to do with the Oracle, husband?"

"I'm looking for a girl from the local cathouse...the one with braces? They call her the Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker?"

NATIRA:"Ahhhhhh.

So AC it is, then."

 

[cooleddie74]

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"You want to try a paint swatch on me, husband?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

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Their first mistake: beaming into her shower.

Natira: "But there is no part of the marriage ceremony more sacred than the Fabrini Strap-On Endurance Test."

 

[Alrik]

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McCoy: "Look. I know I promised to oraly pleasure you....but once I got down there, I could have sworn it was going to eat me."

 

[Shatmandu]

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McCoy: "Look. I know I promised to oraly pleasure you....but once I got down there, I could have sworn it was going to eat me."

Natira: "'I thought you knew: 'Fabrini' means 'vagina like a wombat's face.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Dammit, Guards!!! I told you to GROUND the strangers first!!"

NATIRA:"But I thought you knew that all women of Yonada possess BOTH sets of genitalia?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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McCoy: This'll keep ya from spittin' instead of swallowin'.
Natria: How?
McCoy: That's for me to know and for you to find out.