TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' Right

[Rat Boy]

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Cloud William: "I've seen her Holiest of Holies. You're not missing much."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Cloud William: The Holiest of Holies is bumpy, green, and filled with puss. Run, McCoy. Run!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

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Natira: "Well, there goes my hard-on."
McCoy: "Oh... what?!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Natira: My previous husbands would like to join us, Mah-Koy.

 

[Shatmandu]

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Natira: "They are here to film us. Our lovemaking will be on the Fabrini internet."
Cloud Festus: "I am also make-up person. She say you have pimples on back and buttocks. I cover."

Cloud William: "We call her the Three Holiest of Holies."

 

[Shatmandu]

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Natira: "I've been constipated."
McCoy: "I'll see you at my office at noon tomorrow."

McCoy: "Women ... always late." <shakes head>

 

[Shatmandu]

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Natira: "My chaperones disturb you, Husband?"
Cloud Festus: "We not leaving."

Cloud William: "Wife-swapping in Book of Holies."
Cloud Festus: "Yoo-hoooooooooooooooo!"

 

[Rat Boy]

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Cloud William: "Holiest of Holies say that not Komack, that Westervliet."

Cloud Festus: "Somebody should be fire."

Natira: "Please tell me how to get rid of them."

 

[cooleddie74]

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NATIRA:"I thought you KNEW our vaginas had beaks, husband..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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Natira: Mah-Koy, I only wish to please you by doing what you humans call cumswapping.

 

[cooleddie74]

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"Tribbles have no teeth my ASS."

 

[Captain Crow]

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McCoy: Jim, what are you doing here?

McCoy: Them fuckers ain't got Smuckers!

McCoy: Have fun with you new chaps, chap.

Picard: Will do as I do Will.

McCoy: Why does everyone giggle at the name of my bait shop?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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McCoy: Jim, what are you doing here?

McCoy: Them fuckers ain't got Smuckers!

McCoy: Have fun with you new chaps, chap.

Picard: Will do as I do Will.

McCoy: Why does everyone giggle at the name of my bait shop?

You, sir, are full of win!

 

[Shatmandu]

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^^^^ I'll second that. Nicely done, captain crow.

Uhura walked up, the wind blew, and a lawsuit was born.

 

[Captain Crow]

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You, sir, are full of win!

^^^^ I'll second that. Nicely done, captain crow.

Glad you like the sign gags.

McCoy: After seeing that I don't think I going to have anything chocolate for a very long time.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Natira: "By the way, Husband, what's up with squeezing my butt cheeks and beating off?"

*cue Shatmandu laughing his ass off*

 

[Captain Crow]

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McCoy knew exactly where Kirk would be during his shore leave.




Here's the inspiration for this one.http://s573.photobucket.com/albums/ss171/crowpicjunk/alpha/?action=view&current=THESOUPNutHut.flv

 

[Shatmandu]

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Natira: "By the way, Husband, what's up with squeezing my butt cheeks and beating off?"

*cue Shatmandu laughing his ass off*

Bastard! I laughed so loudly, two co-workers came in to see what was so funny.

I had to make something up.

Joe, off cuff

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

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McCoy: Girls, Sulu. The sign says, "girls."
Sulu (off-camera): Damn.

 

[Rat Boy]

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McCoy: "Yep, that's us: Master Baiters, off I-80 right next to the Sofa King outlet."

Cloud William: "Holiest of Holies demands to know why asteroid look like one in 'Paradise Syndrome.'"