Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
"You want to seduce me by doing my HIGHLIGHTS, husband?!"
"You want to seduce me by doing my HIGHLIGHTS, husband?!"
TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' Right
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Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
McCoy: Numb tongue? I can fix that.
McCoy: Numb tongue? I can fix that.
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Natira: "Surely that sporting event you're watching is less important than your spouse, Husband?"
McCoy: "Nope. And now you know why my first wife dumped my sorry ass and took all my shit."
McCoy: "Captain, would you excuse us?"
Kirk: "No. Captain's prerogitive."
McCoy, sullen: "Fine."
<He and Natira have sex.>
Natira: "Surely that sporting event you're watching is less important than your spouse, Husband?"
McCoy: "Nope. And now you know why my first wife dumped my sorry ass and took all my shit."
McCoy: "Captain, would you excuse us?"
Kirk: "No. Captain's prerogitive."
McCoy, sullen: "Fine."
<He and Natira have sex.>
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Kirk (off camera): "Play him off, Keyboard Cat!"
*Keyboard Cat plays him off*
Natira: "Apparently, she took that bone, too, huh? Feh. Call your ship."
Kirk (off camera): "Play him off, Keyboard Cat!"
*Keyboard Cat plays him off*
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Natira: "Why do they say such terrible things about you, Husband, someone from a show they profess to love?"
McCoy: "They're a bunch of perverts, as is everyone who lurks and does not post."
Natira: "The perverts, they refer to your Mister Spock as having a ... bifurcated ... penis?"
McCoy: "Yep. It's true, too. No idea how they knew."
Natira: "Is he single?"
Natira: "Why do they say such terrible things about you, Husband, someone from a show they profess to love?"
McCoy: "They're a bunch of perverts, as is everyone who lurks and does not post."
Natira: "The perverts, they refer to your Mister Spock as having a ... bifurcated ... penis?"
McCoy: "Yep. It's true, too. No idea how they knew."
Natira: "Is he single?"
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
I'm making a killing in this sector.
I'm making a killing in this sector.
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Natira: "Husband, I am unfamiliar with this 'foreplay.'"
McCoy: "Good, I am too. Let's get to it."
Natira: "Husband, I am unfamiliar with this 'foreplay.'"
McCoy: "Good, I am too. Let's get to it."
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Natira: "But, husband, when I warned you I was as tight-lipped as an Aldebaran shellmouth, you should have asked where!"
Natira: "But, husband, when I warned you I was as tight-lipped as an Aldebaran shellmouth, you should have asked where!"
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Cloud Festus: "Anything but missionary is the work of the DEBBIL!"
Cloud William: "Book of Holies say turn out lights. And no talking. And fingers must stay in sight."
McCoy: "I think they were related to my first wife."
Natira: "I am confused: I did not think 'doggy-style' included an animal, Husband."
McCoy, under breath: "Worst birthday ever."
Cloud Festus: "Anything but missionary is the work of the DEBBIL!"
Cloud William: "Book of Holies say turn out lights. And no talking. And fingers must stay in sight."
McCoy: "I think they were related to my first wife."
Natira: "I am confused: I did not think 'doggy-style' included an animal, Husband."
McCoy, under breath: "Worst birthday ever."
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