TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' Right
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McCoy: "I know it happens to all the guys, but ..."
Natira: "Never with anyone trying to screw me, though."
Natira: "Instead, couldn't you just have sex with my wig again?"
Natira: "Careful, minions: the inside will be much hotter than the outside."
McCoy: "I know it happens to all the guys, but ..."
Natira: "Never with anyone trying to screw me, though."
Natira: "Instead, couldn't you just have sex with my wig again?"
Natira: "Careful, minions: the inside will be much hotter than the outside."
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Natira: "So Doc, ya wanna get drunk and fuck....or don't you drink?"
McCoy: "I came up with this to replace our safe word, you know, in case something is keeping you from being able to speak. Works just like a Stop Light, green for go and so on."
Natira misunderstood the meaning when the men asked her to 'flash' them.
Natira: "So Doc, ya wanna get drunk and fuck....or don't you drink?"
McCoy: "I came up with this to replace our safe word, you know, in case something is keeping you from being able to speak. Works just like a Stop Light, green for go and so on."
Natira misunderstood the meaning when the men asked her to 'flash' them.
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McCoy: "Look, lady, I'm dying; I don't want my last fuck to be in a bed the size of a kindergartner's."
Natira: "What is that, smelling salts?"
McCoy: "No, something stronger: Vulcan farts."
Natira: "Who's been messing with the tint button?"
McCoy: "Don't let the sign fool you; I take walk-ins, too."
McCoy: "Look, lady, I'm dying; I don't want my last fuck to be in a bed the size of a kindergartner's."
Natira: "What is that, smelling salts?"
McCoy: "No, something stronger: Vulcan farts."
Natira: "Who's been messing with the tint button?"
McCoy: "Don't let the sign fool you; I take walk-ins, too."
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Natira: "I don't have to orgasm every time, but you go off quicker than an Irishman on pay day."
McCoy: "... and if you're good, I won't push the detonator."
McCoy: "I paid my mortgage off working on all the guys the Captain punched with his ass."
Natira: "It's okay. Who is this 'Hikaru' you called out for during sex? Is she pretty?"
Natira: "I don't have to orgasm every time, but you go off quicker than an Irishman on pay day."
McCoy: "... and if you're good, I won't push the detonator."
McCoy: "I paid my mortgage off working on all the guys the Captain punched with his ass."
Natira: "It's okay. Who is this 'Hikaru' you called out for during sex? Is she pretty?"
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Natira: "Well I prefer it if you grab my by my pony tail, crack me on the ass, and yell 'giddy up', but your way was fine too..."
McCoy: "It's called a Bullet Vibe. Would you like me to show you how it works?"
Natira: "Well I prefer it if you grab my by my pony tail, crack me on the ass, and yell 'giddy up', but your way was fine too..."
McCoy: "It's called a Bullet Vibe. Would you like me to show you how it works?"
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Natira: It's okay, Leonard, we can just cuddle for a while.
McCoy: No you don't understand! I modeled this remote for myself off of the one I used to control Spock, but somehow his Vulcan physiology must be different. Without the knowledge of The Teacher I'll never be fully functional again!
Kirk: I can't -- see!
McCoy: Jim, is that you? I can't see a damn thing!
Spock: I find myself quite blind.
Natira: It is an effect of the Carbonite. Your eyesight will return in time.
Natira: It's okay, Leonard, we can just cuddle for a while.
McCoy: No you don't understand! I modeled this remote for myself off of the one I used to control Spock, but somehow his Vulcan physiology must be different. Without the knowledge of The Teacher I'll never be fully functional again!
Kirk: I can't -- see!
McCoy: Jim, is that you? I can't see a damn thing!
Spock: I find myself quite blind.
Natira: It is an effect of the Carbonite. Your eyesight will return in time.
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Natira: I'm so sorry, Leonard. I didn't know that humans had such... things.
McCoy: When will I learn that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place...
Natira: (opens mouth wide) Ahhhhh...
McCoy: Think again.
Natira: "Kneel before, Zod!" Ha! Sorry, I've always wanted to say that... seriously, you guys should kneel.
McCoy: I use my penis on request. Or you could go old fashion, whatever.
Natira: I'm so sorry, Leonard. I didn't know that humans had such... things.
McCoy: When will I learn that not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place...
Natira: (opens mouth wide) Ahhhhh...
McCoy: Think again.
Natira: "Kneel before, Zod!" Ha! Sorry, I've always wanted to say that... seriously, you guys should kneel.
McCoy: I use my penis on request. Or you could go old fashion, whatever.
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Natira: Say it. SAY IT!
Kirk, Spock, McCoy: UNCLE!
Natira: Say it. SAY IT!
Kirk, Spock, McCoy: UNCLE!
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NATIRA:"Do not feel shame, husband.
ALL men of Yonada have trouble getting it up the first time the Oracle watches them."
"Oh no...I'm PREGNANT!!!!"
ORACLE:"Learn what it means to fool with our bad wiring...before you learn what it means to be our friends!!"
NATIRA:"Do not feel shame, husband.
ALL men of Yonada have trouble getting it up the first time the Oracle watches them."
"Oh no...I'm PREGNANT!!!!"
ORACLE:"Learn what it means to fool with our bad wiring...before you learn what it means to be our friends!!"
Re: TOS Temporary Caption Contest #6: Ladies' Night, And I'm Feelin' R
Honeymoon nights on Yonada always ended with a turbulent fight about who got to use the Oracle as a sex aide.
Honeymoon nights on Yonada always ended with a turbulent fight about who got to use the Oracle as a sex aide.
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