TOS Temporary Caption Contest #2: Boil Order

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "TOS or TNG? Von't Rat Boy make up his mind up vhen to set his new series?"

Irena: "At least it has Grignak in it."

Adam, offscreen, strumming: "One thing I gotta get off my hairless chest ... Rat Boy's gotta go with TOS ..."
Irena: "I can't believe I fuck that guy."

Chekov: "Now if only he'd get off his Falcon 4.0 kick long enough to do de revrites."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "I fixed that stuck drawer in yer quarters, Doctor."
McCoy: "Oh?"
Scotty: "Aye. Surprised to find so many pairs of me'lost underpants in there, I was ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Is this the line for Star Trek XII?

XI =/= XII

You're not getting in line early?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Water tubes? Nae in my engineering, lad."

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Water tubes? Nae in my engineering, lad."

Or, in a similar vein:

Scotty: "Those weren't water pipes; that was the main sewer line."

McCoy: "I can tell."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Scotty: "Water tubes? Nae in my engineering, lad."

Or, in a similar vein:

Scotty: "Those weren't water pipes; that was the main sewer line."

McCoy: "I can tell."

or

SCOTTY: That fool Olson could learn a thing or two about distillery.

MCCOY: Lite Beer in the tubes?

SCOTTY (shakes head): Aye.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Skydivin'? I learnt the things to avoid while skydivin' from a classmate: Bobby 'Splat' Olsen."

 

[cooleddie74]

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SCOTTY:"Be glad I don't have my little alien sidekick with me anymore, Doctor...or else I'd have WAYS to get the wee secrets from ye're head."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I couldn't continue de relationship, Irina.

You had your obsessive hair habits...I had mine.

Ve vere incompatible."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Y'say Spock hasn't eaten in the rec room since Rand disappeared?"
Scotty: "Nope. And he had me install a hot plate and a freezer unit in his quarters right before that ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"A....a hydrospanner?

A duotronic enhancer?

A....a communicator?"

SCOTTY:"Not even close, lad.

Keep trying...a few more chances, then I'll show ya what's back here."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "I was just sitting there, spread out, tapping my feet to the tune of the Russian National Anthem, and the next thing I know, Spock pokes his head underneath the stall, flashes his IDIC symbol at me, and I spent the night in the brig ..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Sorry, private party.

SCOTTY: ...er, Joe sent me.

MCCOY: Shatmandu? Go right in.

 

[Shatmandu]

^

<McCoy sees Scotty and bumps wall with heel.>
Scotty: "If I find that a certain Russian bastard is defecating in the tank of the sonic toilet in me quarters behind ye, I'll have yer arse, Doctor."

 

[Gary7]

McCoy: "Y'know, Scotty... I've got a pair of scissors in sickbay. I can take care of those oddly excessive sideburns you've got sweeping across your face."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Y'know, Scotty... I've got a pair of scissors in sickbay. I can take care of those oddly excessive sideburns you've got sweeping across your face."

McCoy: "You look like you've got your nose in quotes."

 

[Gary7]

Chekov: "I'm sorry, Irina. Even the most celebrated Russian heroes have suffered impotence. I know I'll get over it..."

Irina: "Pavel, I'm growing tired of this. There's this little blue pill--"

Chekov: "NO! Those are for old men who can't get it up to save their lives!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "T'is a bad idea to give the man who controls the life support system in yer quarters a viscious crop dusting, Doctor."

 

[cooleddie74]

CHEKOV:"I had to leave you, Irina.

De traveling road show of OLIVER! needed me."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"What do you dream about at night?"