TOS Temporary Caption Contest #2: Boil Order

[cooleddie74]

IRINA:"Vat is it, Pavel? Vat is bothering you so much? Tell me..."

CHEKOV:"I found out de kid from CHARLIE BARTLETT is replacing me."

 

[Alrik]

PAVEL:"Dun't be upset. If eet hadn't been for de night vith your mother, I vood have never found out vere you learned to do that ting vith your finger."

McCoy: "Mr. Scott....you have a mighty pretty mouth."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Waiting On a Friend" By the Rolling Stones begins to play....

SCOTTY (under his breath) I would have gone with "Jumping Jack Flash"

 

[cooleddie74]

PAVEL:"I'm sorry I knocked you up.

Dees is de last time I use a condom vit 'HAITI BRAND' on de wrapper!"

SCOTTY:"Penny for your thoughts."

McCOY:"You suck and smell funny. And now you owe me change, too."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "TOS or TNG? Von't Rat Boy make up his mind up vhen to set his new series?"

Irena: "At least it has Grignak in it."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chekov: "TOS or TNG? Von't Rat Boy make up his mind up vhen to set his new series?"

Irena: "At least it has Grignak in it."

Adam, offscreen, strumming: "One thing I gotta get off my hairless chest ... Rat Boy's gotta go with TOS ..."
Irena: "I can't believe I fuck that guy."

 

[Trekker4747]

Chekov: So is it considered masturbation when you sleep with a reverse-gender transporter duplicate of yourself?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "So the Captain's mind was in the woman's body?"
McCoy: "Yep."
Scotty, slowly: "So when I went to her cell and got some head for an extra sandwich, that was ..."
McCoy: "Yep."
Scotty: "Jaysis!" <turns, runs to airlock, put self out>

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Is this the line for Star Trek XII?

 

[Trekker4747]

SCOTTY: Is this the line for Star Trek XII?

XI =/= XII

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Who's in there this long?"
McCoy: "Spock. And Uhura."
Scotty: "Aw, Jeez. I'm going'ta Engineering to take me dump, then."

 

[Mysterion]

Chekov: I could so have been a Psi Cop if I'd wanted to! I chose to go to Starfleet Academy instead! Really! Don't look at me like that.

 

[Civil Shadow]

Scotty: So, you've been banned from meeting with the sheep people of Paddockus Thr-
McCoy: I keep telling everybody...Wrong. Timeline.

Irina: Is the stamp collection your idea of foreplay? Not one of your best ideas, Pavel...

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "I found a wee camera in the ceiling of me sonic shower ..."

Chekov: "... and then suddenly the feed from my shower cam went out. But it's not like I can go to him for engineering help on it, though, right? I'm so lonely."

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "I just don't understand vhy ve needed all this pale make-up to go see de Twilight sequel."

 

[Shatmandu]

Irena: "Dun't vorry, Pavel: it's happened to all of the hundreds of men I've been with ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Nae, I think a Kilt-Cam wouldn'a be a good idea."

 

[Mysterion]

Scotty: Look, I'm flattered, Doc, I really am, but I just don't...oh, quit pouting. Sulu's around here somewhere, maybe he'll...

 

[Triskelion]

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- I dinnae understand - I might be a redneck if what now?

 

[Shatmandu]

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McCoy: "I'm just sayin', if I find you passed out drunk wearing a dress again, I've got to tell the Captain."
Scotty: "But just passed out drunk is fine?"
McCoy: "Of course."