I don't have phone service, but if you want to communicate via PM here, I'll get back to you.
No phone? You don't go down to the soda fountain at the corner drug store and use their pay-phone?
If there is a payphone here, I'd be shocked. They're becoming extinct.
Right! Payphones are going the way of the phonograph, customer service, and journalism. Pretty soon they'll just be relics of the 20th Century.