TOS five word thingy!!!

[Gwenhwyfar]

It was all a slasher's imagination.

(You slashers are everywhere! >_>)

 

[CoveTom]

Meanwhile, in reality, Uhura went

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

shopping for clothes while McCoy

 

[Zameaze]

hemmed up her old uniform

 

[CoveTom]

for Lt. Handmedown, Chief of

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

We're Useless Union. Reading a

 

[CoveTom]

autobiography of William Shatner, he

 

[Isis]

sat back and realized that

 

[CoveTom]

Shatner wore a toupee. Dismayed,

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

he went to Kirk to

 

[Isis]

complain. Kirk responded, "How dare

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

you not appreciate my actor's

 

[CoveTom]

prerogative to hide follicle imperfections

 

[kirsten187]

if he chooses to! Outrageous!"

 

[CoveTom]

"Did I mention I'm Kirok?"

 

[kirsten187]

"Not this again." McCoy said.

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

"Perhaps we should examine Kirk,

 

[kirsten187]

he seems crazier than usual."

 

[Gwenhwyfar]

Spock quirked a brow. "Exactly

 

[CoveTom]

as I suspected. The captain