TOS five word thingy!!!

must be checked." McCoy proceeded.

 

"Very well," said Spock. "Bring

 

him to sickbay." Kirk farted

 

causing the red alert klaxon

 

and a few red shirts

 

to wail loudly. "Crewman Whineyface,"

 

Spock began, "That is no

 

way to earn promotion. Try

 

instead complimenting the flatulence's bouquet,

 

and he might decide not

 

to fire you." Kirk burped

 

and thought he was being

 

a good impersonator of

 

normal starship sounds. But he

 

was not trained for ventriloquism,

 

and starships rarely belched. Rarely.

 

In such cases, starships would

 

set off a chain reaction

 

resulting in a transdimensional hyperspace

 

and alternate realities mixing with