TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[Shatmandu]

Rojan: "It's like looking into a more-balding, gay mirror."

 

[Rat Boy]

Rojan: "How do you expect to please her? You only have one tentacle!"

 

[Gary7]

Pike: What do you Dickheads want with me?

Keeper: Interesting. The specimen appears to be confused about forms of genitalia. Strange choice of words, Earthling. The specimens that can communicate in slang usually call us "ass heads".

 

[Gary7]

Talosian #2: "It appears Magistrate that the specimen's skills at clothing design are shockingly limited."

Keeper: "This is in contrary to what our scans had originally detected. How sad, as we've got to do something about these scratchy metallic robes."

 

[cooleddie74]

KEEPER: "The specimen's resemblance to Bruce Greenwood is shockingly limited."

 

[cooleddie74]

ROJAN:"REAL men wear orange jumpsuits with utility belts, Kirk!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

KEEPER: "The specimen's resemblance to Bruce Greenwood is shockingly limited."

Trekkies of the future: Finally, our lifesize action figure collection is complete with this limited edition Jeffery Hunter as Captain Pike doll.

 

[cooleddie74]

KEEPER:"Are...are those...

Bugle Chris jeans?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KELINDA:"Should I undress as you fight over me?

I'm not very good at these human rituals."

 

[Shatmandu]

KEEPER: "The specimen's resemblance to Bruce Greenwood is shockingly limited."

I'll second that.

Keeper, tsk-tsking: "We brought you here to reproduce, Captain. The back of your toilet seat cannot get pregnant."

Keeper: "We do not understand. 1080p should be sufficient."
Pike: "You ... ANIMALS."

Keeper: "Your mind ... is wandering. Who is this ancient royalty you keep thinking of, this 'Sir Mix-A-Lot'?"

Keeper: "And now, ... uh ... Captain ..."
<Other Keeper leans in.>
Keeper: "Pike. Yes, Captain Pike. <waves hand> Sorry, brain fart ..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Pike: "Oh, so you're the big headed aliens they used to talk about in the 20th and 21st Centuries, the ones that love anal probes. I'll have you know I shoved both my socks up my ass, so do you're worst!"

Talosian #2: "Schmuck."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Spock, so help me if you fart again..."

McCoy: "I think I can see the head!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Magistrate: I'm into anal.
Talosian #2: So am I.

 

[Rat Boy]

Crazy guy: "What's the frequency, Kenneth?!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Ensign Loon collects his prize for 'Best Nude Jumping Jack."

The "Give McCoy His Colonoscopy" Raffle was a big success.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE:"So...I'm just taking a wild stab here...

but I'm guessing:

No concierge service?"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCoy was lonely. But he soon regretted HOW lonely he allowed himself to become.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Set phasers to 'deodorize.'"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KEEPER: I still don't see the resemblance.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I'm not from Krypton, idiot!