TOS Caption Contest Scrimage #1

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Rougher! I said rougher!

McCoy: I'm a doctor, damnit, not a power bottom.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Some people just don't want to get up into the stirrups."

Kirk: "He's adapted!"

Keeper: "This is the female's true appearance."

*Liotta turns*

Liotta: "Well, I guess she'll have to do."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"He slimed me.

I feel so funky."

 

[cooleddie74]

KEEPER:"Your work in The Searchers was quite excellent.

Did John Wayne ever make a pass at you?"'

 

[Rat Boy]

The crew finally started to rebel against the nude jumping jacks.

 

[Shatmandu]

Keeper: "I suppose if we wanted him to look us in the eye, we shouldn't have SportsCenter on the TV behind us ..."

 

[Shatmandu]

Pike: "If you can show me every World Series since 1907 as being won by the Chicago Cubs, I'll stay here willingly. And you can keep the slut."

Spock: "So I saw the new movie last night, and the best part was ..."
Kirk, firing: "NO SPOILERS, ASSHOLE!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Magistrate: We must put an end to this Trekkie's wet dream of a new Captain Pike series starring this shockingly limited actor.

 

[Rat Boy]

Keeper: "Certainly less temperamental than the short, bald one we also picked up."

Joe Pesci (in the next cage): "You big headed freaks are fucking dead, you hear me?! DEAD!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

KEEPER: We may have underestimated the specimen. He has seduced and mated with half the species in our menagerie and Vina is worn out from his non-stop fantasies.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Magistrate: We are running out of baby oil for this specimen's chest.

 

[Rat Boy]

Keeper: "Certainly less temperamental than the crotchety one we also picked up."

McCoy (in the next cage): "You big headed freaks are fucking dead, you hear me?! DEAD!"

 

[cooleddie74]

HENRY HILL Voiceover:"All my life all I ever wanted to be was an interstellar mobster.

I mean...we had it all. Credits. Power. Muscle. Women.

Then the Talosian Feds put it all to a stop."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"FINE...FINE!!!!

I'll give you another free sample box of Viagra!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

BIG BROTHER TALOS IV

PIKE: Damn it Kirk, you used up all the hot water again!!!!! I hope you get kick out!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Look, if you're not going to do the blonde, I will."

Pike: *whispers*

Kirk: "JESUS CHRIST! Let's the get the hell out of here!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Magistrate: Since you reject the current specimen, another has been selected. The one known as Kirk has unusually feminine qualities.
Kirk: Did Spock tell you about my cover up?!

 

[Triskelion]

Push, Mongo! Push!

Look out everyone! It's the Plomeek Madness!

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Rat Boy]

Grizzly Adams: "You did what with Ben?!"

Uhura knew she should have just hung up the moment the telemarketer launched into his sales pitch, but she didn't want to be rude.

Scotty: "So I took the knickers off the dead guy, big deal."

Ruk: "We've been meaning to have the drop ceiling removed."

Adams: "Eat it, fanboys!"