TOS Caption Contest #99 - A Dirty Shatchez

[M'Sharak]

"Sears. (Just a second, cupcake!) Tell that depraved maniac cooleddie that it
was for Sears Roebuck. And it was just for the 'Back-to-School' supplement."

 

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy: "Miss, can you help me find me dignity?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"We love men in baggy velour that shrinks even in cold water..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Brunette: What's with the pointed ears? You like an elf or something?

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Don't just stand there gawking, Jim. Bring me the damn suppository!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock (thinking): Hmmm... three women, one captain and a caption contest that won't end. I need more Romulan Ale.

 

[Outpost4]

How about tequilla shots instead?

I've been out living the life of rock 'n' roll, and just got back. I'll change this out either tonight or tomorrow morning. It will be great fun reading through the captions cold, as I haven't seen any since last Wednesday.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"It's touch-and-go, Jim.

He ate TOO many cashews...and way too much cheese."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Clearly, Captain...someone in our crew must inevitable come into the transporter room and...Sock it to Us."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "You think Mom will notice?"

 

[M'Sharak]

I've been out living the life of rock 'n' roll, and just got back. I'll change this out either tonight or tomorrow morning. It will be great fun reading through the captions cold, as I haven't seen any since last Wednesday.

McCoy: Heartbeat is all wrong. Elevated levels of bratwurst, sauerkraut and
beer in his bloodst- ... Jim, this man's Outpost4!
Kirk: Doctor, do you expect me to believe that you've been leaning over that
table for a week and it took you 'til now to notice that he wasn't a Vulcan?!
McCoy: Well, I, uh-
M'Benga: (interrupting) Mr. 4 paid Nurse Chapel and me to hide him.
Chapel: *tee-hee*
M'Benga: We've been feeding Dr. McCoy false life-sign readings the whole time!
"Spock": *burp!*

 

[Brannigan]

Denny Crane!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

I've been out living the life of rock 'n' roll, and just got back. I'll change this out either tonight or tomorrow morning. It will be great fun reading through the captions cold, as I haven't seen any since last Wednesday.

Do we get a bumper Caption Contest #100 edition?

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I've been out living the life of rock 'n' roll, and just got back. I'll change my shorts either tonight or tomorrow morning. It will be great fun reading through your Captain's Logs cold, as I haven't seen any since last Wednesday."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "I've been out living the life of rock 'n' roll, and just got back. I'll change my shorts either tonight or tomorrow morning. It will be great fun reading through your Captain's Logs cold, as I haven't seen any since last Wednesday."

Spock (thinking): Great; more singing.

 

[Triskelion]

Kirk: It's getting time to end the contest, they're throwing feces!
Spock: That is the recommended procedure, is it not Captain?
Kirk: Hoisted on my own petard!

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I've been interviewing the dirty girls Outpost4 has been hanging out with since last week."
Spock: "And by 'interviewing,' you mean ..."
Kirk: "You betcha."

 

[highlander]

Kirk: It's getting time to end the contest, they're throwing feces!
Spock: That is the recommended procedure, is it not Captain?
Kirk: Hoisted on my own petard!

Spock: "Why must you bring Picard into this?"
Kirk: "No Spock, petard!"
Spock: "Really Captain calling him a retard is uncalled for."
Kirk: "PETARD,PETARD,PETARD!"
Spock: "Gotcha,Gotcha, Gotcha!!!"
Kirk: "You green blooded douche bag!"

 

[Triskelion]

^

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "All right, which idiot transported me into the quicksand and not Spock?"