TOS Caption Contest #99 - A Dirty Shatchez

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"The green-blooded sunnuvabitch sure picked a good day to have eaten corn."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Avoid the enchiladas in the galley.

TRUST ME."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "And he thought it'd be a good idea to hold his breath until the caption contest changed over?"

Spock: "You've been gone three days ..."
Kirk: "You didn't tell me Plomeek soup was 130 proof."

 

[Outpost4]

M'Benga: Are you sure Outpost4 is sober enough from his week of rock 'n' roll to judge the contest?
McCoy: He better be. This is the third enema I've given him.

Spock: I see you wore your grungies to judge the contest. Good idea.

 

[Rat Boy]

M'Benga: Are you sure Outpost4 is sober enough from his week of rock 'n' roll to judge the contest?
McCoy: He better be. This is the third enema I've given him.

Kirk: "Well Rat Boy changes his contest on time no matter how hung over he feels."

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"It's a total mess, Jim.

Shameless McBundy was drunk and got hold of him."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"You neglected to bring along a handkerchief in case you had another sneezing fit...didn't you?"