TOS Caption Contest #95 - Killing Mercy
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"We have a saying in the Federation, beware Klingons bearing incontinence pants. That's all I'm saying."
"Have you ever seen a Klingon naked, Kirk?"
Archer? Who the hell is Archer?
Vassa, you may not win but you should.
Kirk: Whoo-hoo, Spock - pantaloons!
Spock: Think about baseball, captain.
Kirk: "He's got two balls and no strikes."
Kirk: Whoo-hoo, Spock - pantaloons!
Spock: Think about baseball, captain.
Kirk: "This is no time for ping-pong, but sure. I'll kick all your asses ..."
Kor: "We Klingons know how to treat spies! Punch is served at 2:15, with a light snack. Dinner is 5:30 sharp. Chicken or fish. Vegetarian meals available upon request. Wine is served, but not if it conflicts with any medications you are taking ..."
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I will destroy you in the swimsuit competition.
Why stop at one? This table is at least large enough for three green chicks.
Went a little overboard, didn't you Nancy?
Kirk: "I'm fairly certain that the Superman costume in the historical archives looked a bit different."
Spock: "I felt a bit of Vulcan influence would be beneficial, Captain."
"Nice sideburns, Organian.
Lose a bet?"
"...and there...on the shuttlecraft hatch...was a HOOK!"
"Spock, this is the last damn time I let anyone trick me into thinking there are Prince Valiant costume pageants being held on pre-industrial planets."
Kirk: "I don't understand, Spock. Why did he ask us if we were familiar with gladiator movies, dress us like this, and then put us in this Colosseum?"
Spock: "I do not know, Captain; however, I am certain that Mr Sulu would have enjoyed a moment with that partially clothed gentleman over there."
KIRK:"Uh-oh...here come some Klingons!
Quick...you pretend to sell mead and comically oversized turkey legs while I strum a lute and cough like I have the plague!"
KOR:"Nice ass."
"What do I have to do to convince you gentlemen my hair is real?!"
A still from the newest intergalactic slash porn, Kirk and Spock: Vulcan Love Slave -- Errand of Schlong.
KIRK:"Those Klingons are most uncouth."
SPOCK:"Verily."