TOS Caption Contest #79 - Yo Ho Ho!

[EliyahuQeoni]

"The Captain's Cup-O-Noodle went all limp and stringy. Anyone want it? I'm a vegetarian and this one has chicken in it."

Uhura (thinking): His Cup-O-Noodle wasn't the only thing limp under his command

 

[Michael]

Chekov: But I didn't do anyting!

 

[Triskelion]

Sulu: "Do you remember that time in Paris?"
Spock: "That cafe!"
Uhura: "That waiter!"
IN UNISON: "Jean-Luc!"
Patrick Stewart Voice Over: General Foods International, Cafe Vanilla. Let it bring you back.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Sulu: "Do you remember that time in Paris?"
Spock: "That cafe!"
Uhura: "That waiter!"
IN UNISON: "Jean-Luc!"
Patrick Stewart Voice Over: General Foods International, Cafe Vanilla. Let it bring you back.

Spock:Yes, we'll always have Paris... Damn! wrong caption contest!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Take this cup of coffee down to Lab Five, Mister Sulu. Have it analyzed under the multispectral scanner. Then bring it back to me with two sugars and one spoon of Cremora."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: "Leuitenant Uhura, I have determined you ate asparagus."

 

[cooleddie74]

"My tricorder is picking up traces of Juan Valdez's lungs."

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "I'm telling you, it must be the poppy seeds!"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock:"Mr Sulu, would you care to explain how traces of Aldeberran Yaak semen wound up in your urine sample?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I have scanned the last drop and you were correct. It is just as good.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Uhura:"But, sir, why don't we get cool people like Humphrey Bogart in our contest thread?
Spock:"I do not know, Lieutenant, but if it will make you feel better you can make fun of Mr Sulu's sexuality again"

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Vhat do you know? He really is an assvipe!"

 

[Outpost4]

Uhura:"But, sir, why don't we get cool people like Humphrey Bogart in our contest thread?

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura:"But, sir, why don't we get cool people like Humphrey Bogart in our contest thread?

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[Rat Boy]

Uhura:"But, sir, why don't we get cool people like Humphrey Bogart in our contest thread?
Spock:"I do not know, Lieutenant, but if it will make you feel better you can make fun of Mr Sulu's sexuality again"

Bogart: "All right, all right, I'm here; keep your shirts on. Now will someone tell me how to drive this boat?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "Miss Uhura, the last time my coffee wasn't delivered hot enough, Yeoman Rand was never seen on board again. <turns, wiggles phaser at her>"

 

[Rat Boy]

Guard: "You've been pardoned by the governor. Turns out there's been a mistake; we were supposed to execute a redshirt instead."

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Much better. Now we can fry your ass!

 

[Shatmandu]

 

[Nerys Myk]

Queeg: Enough about the coffee, you're suppose to be getting me strawberries!