TOS Caption Contest #75 - Time Warped

[Nerys Myk]

A funny thing happened on the way to the food court.

 

[cooleddie74]

What will YOU do, kind lady, the next time you are the victim of sexual harassment aboard a Starfleet vessel? There IS help...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Whaddya mean...''Do I Qualify for the Senior Discount Yet'?!?"

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Spock: I assure you, Captain, that my asking if you qualify for the senior discount was purely logical.
Kirk: But I'm 34 years old!!
Spock: Of course you are, sir.

 

[cooleddie74]

"Let me repeat this ONE more time...

Do...you...carry...Saurian Brandy...flavored...shakes???

Sheeez. These places have gone to hell since Starfleet hired all that new Vulcan day labor."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock: Sorry sir, but sensors indicate that a Double Whopper, large fries
and a shake would negatively impact your health. May I suggest a salad?

 

[cooleddie74]

"What the hell do you mean...

We have to use the DRIVE-THRU?!?!"

 

[Woulfe]

Kirk : Cheese bur-ger, On-ion Rings, and a large orange drink !

Spock ( as if he's speaking through an intercom ) : Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah.

Kirk : no no no no NO, repeat after me, CHEESE BUR-GER !

Spock ( as before ) : Wah wah wah

Kirk : ON-ION RINGS !

Spock : Wah wah wah

Kirk : AND A LARGE ORANGE DRINK !

Spock : Wah wah wah wah wah

 

[cooleddie74]

"Make it four BK Value Meals. To go.

And toss in a toy. Whatever you got as a promo right now. Anything'll do.

Just something to keep Scotty quiet and busy on the way back to Starbase 21."

 

[Mallory]

Rand (singing to herself): Hold the pickle, hold the "Let us", "Special Orders"
don't upset us, all we ask is that you let us make it your way...

 

[Outpost4]

Rand, quietly:

Yeah, right, Charlie...'Home of the Whopper'...you bet, pencil dick.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Charlie had crossed the line, so later that night Rand give a new meaning to "Hot Dog On a Stick"

 

[Outpost4]

^ You know what I like about this pic? The hat...the hair...suddenly, it all makes sense for the very first time.

 

[M'Sharak]

Too late, the drafty feeling told Janice that she'd left her quarters
without applying anti-static spray to the slit in the back of her skirt.

 

[NathanielM]

Charlie: Hey toots, wanna see my Denebian slime devil?

Rand: Get your hand of my ass you little twerp!

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: Now Spock you have to sing with me...


Kirk and Spock together: Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun!

Spock: Um..

Kirk: Damn it Spock you are not getting it!

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "No. On our previous shore leave trip together, I was left with the girl with the Adam's apple."
Scotty: "If yer balls dun't touch, ye're not gay."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Beam yourself down, Caucazoid."

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: It started off as a simple practical joke involving the doctor, a glory hole
and a chinese finger puzzle, but then Chapel started playing tug of war and
now we need you to beam us directly to Starfleet infirmary - and keep it quiet!

 

[Outpost4]

A second later, Charlie regretted wishing he had an ass as nice as Rand's.