TOS Caption Contest #75 - Time Warped

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "The King told me what the Special Sauce is, you asshole ..."

 

[Turbo]

Kirk: "The King told me what the Special Sauce is, you asshole ..."

*dies laughing*

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"That's it.

I wanna see your manager...bring me THE KING HIMSELF! Dammit, Starfleet discount coupons are supposed to be good at all your outlets!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Coming from Paramount in 2009...

Sam Raimi's OLD STUDIO FOGEYS WHO CRAVE FLESH


Nobody who isn't on a Rascal will be safe.

 

[Furlong]

Kirk and Spock in Transporter room

Spock: Tell me, Captain, how did you make out in the meeting with the ambassador?

Kirk: Well, first I massaged her breasts like this...

 

[cooleddie74]

"Supersize my order. Mister Scott wants a normal sized one. And Bones...well...he just scrubbed up from surgery so he's not hungry right now."

 

[SciFi75]

LOL This caption thread is going to go on a for while.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk:Two Big Macs!!! My friends want two Big Macs! Lay off the attitude and just fill the freaking order!!!!

 

[Outpost4]

LOL This caption thread is going to go on a for while.

Not three weeks if I can help it!

 

[Outpost4]

These guys really like all the Burger King jokes as they are the morning shift at the local franchise.

 

[EliyahuQeoni]

Kirk:But your ad... said I could have it... my... way. MY!!! WAAAAY!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "Are you sure this is kosher?"

 

[M'Sharak]

Do... fries... comewith... that shake?

Pohl: It's REEEEAAL!
"Heh heh heh." "Heh." "Heh heh." "Hmmm?" " ... "

 

[battrekker]

Kirk: Whooooooooooooooooopper!!! Whooooooooooooooooooooooooopper!!!

 

[Shatmandu]

Interviewer: "How many of you had sex with Grace Lee Whitney back in the old days?"
All raise hands.
Pohl: "If you ask about last week, you'll get the same response."

Kirk: "No pickles."
Spock: "Uh ..."
Kirk: "NO. PICKLES. El no pickl-eetos. Green-o, no-no."
Spock: "Uh ..."
Scotty: "Haw! Fuckin' foreigner!"

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Kirk; Damned glad this isn't a Scottish takeaway, bastards deep fry chocolate bars in lager and fat, then shove them inside a sheep's stomach, they call it a haggis, then they... he's standing behind me, isn't he?

 

[Outpost4]

Paramount introduces the cast for Star Trek: In Search of Continence.

 

[Rat Boy]

With the sign in place on the yeoman's back, Janice's backside certainly was going to be sore after all the pinching she was in store for.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Charlie: "What does it mean, exact change only?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Spock, I know you're all excited about your new McDonald's franchise,
but I hate to tell you that the Enterprise is Burger King country."

Spock: "You...bastard! Any time I try to do something on my own, you have to find some way to ruin it for me."