TOS Caption Contest #71 - The Naked Sulu

[MANT!]

Dammit Jim ..THAT"S IT!! Decaf for you from now on!!

 

[scottydog]

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a thinker!

 

[Outpost4]

scottydog said:

Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a thinker!

McCoy: Damn her and the horse she Rodin on!

 

[Rat Boy]

Shatner: "So George..."

Kelley: "Yes, yes he did. I'll never believe the myth about Asian men again."

 

[Kegek]

Sulu: It wasn't me, honest!
Riley: Well, somebody was screaming curses at me in Japanese...

In all the bickering between Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, nobody had even asked DeForest Kelley if he wanted to be in Star Trek XI.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kegek said:

In all the bickering between Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner, nobody had even asked DeForest Kelley if he wanted to be in Star Trek XI.

 

[Maurice]

With apologies to Rat Boy...

SULU: Those Dynamic Dum-Dums, Kirk and Spock, are walking right into my trap! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

DS9Sega said:SULU: Those Dynamic Dum-Dums, Kirk and Spock, are walking right into my trap! HEE HEE HEE HEE HEE!!!

Nice

And a win too, thanks!

 

[tharpdevenport]

Sulu: "Still not interested? Well ... what if I say it like this: My dick -- TA DA!!!"

Jim: "Bones, you're just too old to be pimpin' as a Reverand with Carl. And I jerked off in that earlier."

 

[Rat Boy]

Whiskey Lips: "But why am I 'Mr. Pink?'"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Give me some sugar, baby."

 

[scottydog]

Tharpdevenport said:

Sulu: "Still not interested? Well ... what if I say it like this: My dick -- TA DA!!!"

Jim: "Bones, you're just too old to be pimpin' as a Reverand with Carl. And I jerked off in that earlier."

Okay, fess up, Tharpdevenport. Only Shatmandu could come up with something like this! Are you him?

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I'll take you home again, Kevin."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

Sulu; And with no hands, I can tap you on the shoulder!

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "I know it was you, Kevin. You broke my heart!"

And with that, Riley was promptly replaced by Chekov in the second season.

 

[cooleddie74]

"See? My boyhood priest was wrong.

NO hair on the palms!!"

"Sorry, Jim...it's just...well...it's not every day you have to tell the rabbit that the pregnant woman died."

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy; Mmmmm, Chapel...

 

[Noname Given]

Mr. Sulu: "What? Me worry?"
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Captain Kirk: "So Bones, I see you're ready to hitchhike across the Galaxy. Don't accept rides from Vogons; and remember, white mice lie."

 

[Starseeker]

Oh, but this is nothing. Eventually I'll get my own show as captain of my own ship! Then we'll really make history!

I'm sorry, Jim -- there's only so many STDs a doctor can cure in a day.

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Jesus Christ, Jim, I'm getting a little sick of this shit. First Carol Marcus, then Yeoman Rand, then Helen Noel, then Edith Keeler, then the chick from the alternate universe, then the one in the tin-foil bikini, then the Dohlman of Elas, then the android woman. I'm a doctor, not a relationship counselor!"