TOS Caption Contest #71 - The Naked Sulu

[Gertch]

CaptainJon said:
Sulu: They say if you make a face long enough it gets stuck like that. They were right.

I was going to do that one and went for the two faced one instead. That's funny.

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "What do you mean, you're not coming with me to the premiere of The Dark Knight? I love Heath Ledger!"

 

[Maurice]

SULU: Start by admitting
From cradle to tomb
Isn't that long a stay.
Life is a Cabaret, old chum,
Only a Cabaret, old chum,
And I love a Cabaret!

 

[Gertch]

Sulu: "Yup, she let me borrow them. You still up for this?"

 

[Nebusj]

``And if they catch you, what are they going to do? Send you to engineering for a couple easy shifts chatting on the intercom and eating dinner during your shift? What could go wrong?''

``Well, Bones, I'm pretty sure Spock was playing a prank when he said he'd teach you to develop your natural telepathic powers since, first of all, there's no such thing as the Vulcan Hand-Towel Meld ... ''

 

[M'Sharak]

Riley: I'm Chip!
Sulu: I'm Dale!
Together: We're just a couple of crazy rascals...

Oh, God... I so did not need to hear about the chipmunk, Jim!

 

[Rat Boy]

Joker Sulu: "Why so serious?"

Riley: "You tried to attack me with a fish with a smile on its face, that's why!"

 

[Colonel Green]

Sulu: "I utilize an open palm method myself, may I demonstrate?"

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

Sulu: It was one time in college!!!! Give it a rest!!!

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Then I put my right hand on the back of your head and my left on your chest...

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: Next time I wouldn't call Spock, "Britney".

 

[scottydog]

Sulu: "And then he used his green towel to dry my hair."

 

[Rat Boy]

Whiskey Lips: "Bitch, you trippin'!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "Check this Riley, I'm up for the part of Son Goku in The Enterprise production of Journey To The West"

Riley: "Congratulations, but the Captain will have your hide if he sees you like that."

Sulu: "What do you mean, I haven't put my costume on yet!"

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Mphhh mphhhh mphhh mphhhh."

Kirk: "Let me guess, you called Spock's mom a computer and didn't duck fast enough."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sulu: "For the last time Riley, before one of us dies, an actor may be gay, but he can play a straight character!"

Riley: "I don't get it..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Whiskey Lips: "Were you the one who washed my shirt with my hat, bitch?"

 

[Outpost4]

Sulu: Someday your Prince will come, Riley.

 

[Rat Boy]

Once again, Takei was forced to dispel the myth about Asian men. You'd think people would have taken the hint by now.

 

[Nathan_Heller]

Riley: Please Sulu, no hugging in front of the bridge crew.

Kirk: Aren't those Chapel's panties you're holding?