TOS Caption Contest #71 - The Naked Sulu
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Kirk;...and security said whoever stabbed Spock in the back rather oafishly tried to mop up afterwards. Bones?
Kirk: "I appreciate your frank opinion Bones, but I don't appreciate you giving me the finger."
Bones: "Dammit Jim!"
Kirk: "You're still doing it. Cut it out. Do you know how juvenile you look?"
McCoy: "You're not the boss of me!"
McCoy: Holds green blood soaked rag, "Th ... the operation on Carl's penis wasn't successful. It tried to bite me, I ... the scalpu ... the horror, Jim. The horror..."
After getting Kirk and Spock blotto on his secret herbal tea, Hikaru showed Kevin the real meaning of being a bridge officer and what to do to win over the command officers.
Kirk: "Bones, you have to let Blanky go. Youve had it for 50 odd years and it hasnt been washed since you stopped Spocks bleeding anus after that Sulu attack."
"Why would the Captain or Spock even care?
All I'm gonna do is go down to my quarters and yank it to gay Orion literature for an hour. The bridge can function without me!"
What Sickbay will YOU be in when your xenopolycythemia returns?
Yay a win, thanks for reposting the image!
Here's a Fear and Loathing quote that matches what McCoys huffing
[image]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/agoodcry.jpg[/image]
Captains Log: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five cc's of cordrazine, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of romulan ale, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon..."
Here's a Fear and Loathing quote that matches what McCoys huffing
[image]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-1/940070/agoodcry.jpg[/image]
Captains Log: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five cc's of cordrazine, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of romulan ale, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon..."
Pretty cool, DrBob, pretty cool.DrBob said:
Yay a win, thanks for reposting the image!
Here's a movie quote that matches what McCoys huffing
Captains Log: "We had two bags of grass, seventy-five cc's of cordrazine, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of romulan ale, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into locked a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon..."
"Think THIS face is creepy, Kevin?
You should see me when I'm tripping on Risan 'shrooms!"
"No, Jim...
you CAN'T taste-test your fluid samples."
"Don't make me use my UGLY face, Kevin."
It's just that easy, a shake for breakfast, a shake for lunch and then have a sensible dinner.
Ok Bones, that's enough. It's my turn to smell Rand's panties now.
Sulu: "Guess what I had for Lunch?"
Riley:"Dairy Queen Flamethrower Burger?"
((Sorry Rat Boy I had to use yours for this.))
Kirk: "Long day Bones?"
McCoy: " Damit Jim 3/4's of the Engineering staff reported to work today with 2nd & 3rd degree burns on their palms and Privates after veiwing a BBS thread on Celebrity Boobies"
Kirk: "Where can I find this thread?
Sulu : I made a gesture like this, and the captions were 90% sexual innuendo jokes.
Kevin : Really, they were ?
Sulu : Yes, and it's getting worse with each caption.
McCoy : You should of seen it Jim, 90% sexual innuendo jokes for Sulu's gesture photo on the BBS.
Kirk : It's that bad eh Bones ?
McCoy : Perhaps he should of have stayed in the closet.
"Hey...whaddya think of my Brando impression?
'I coulda been a gay contendah.' Think I'll win the ship's contest or not?"
"Don't ask, Jim...it's been a LONG day. Seventeen cases of crewmen straining themselves silly and rupturing blood vessels laughing at Sulu's stupid impression."