TOS Caption Contest #69 - Christmas Cheer

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "What the? This bloody thing says I've gained ten pounds in the last week. Ah, what the hell does this piece of garbage know, anyway?"

 

[M'Sharak]

I might not be a Vulcan, Spock, but this ol' Georgia boy don't
need pointy ears to tell that ain't a proper dropped-D tuning.

 

[MANT!]

"Damn Chekov and his bloody Russian communicator"!!

 

[Outpost4]

McCoy: Spock! I don't believe it. Did you actually just tell me to go get plucked?

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Well, that explains that. This Fung Shui detector says all our chi is draining into the starboard baffle."

 

[Gertch]

"Blast. Did I just turn the outside Christmas lights on or off?"

 

[Gertch]

"Almost... almost. There. Now the Christmas lights will turn on and off to the song Take me home again Kathleen. That'll show those Klingon bastards."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Spock! You've been sitting here all day playing that damn lute while you've let the Christmas turkey over there sit at room temperature? Are you trying to kill us?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

McCoy: How can you not know "Stairway"'??!!

Plug N Play my Aunt Fanny!

 

[Kegek]

Everybody loved Spock.

James Doohan hadn't decided what he'd use the prop for this week.

 

[scottydog]

"No wonder me wisdom tooth was such a spot of bother."

 

[M'Sharak]

Och, lift ma sporran and call me Angus -- the remote for the 37.1 Surround
did'na have this many features! I'll need ta have thirty minutes!

 

[Alyssa]

Spock: It would be of great help to me.

McCoy: Dammit Spock I'm a Doctor not a back up singer.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Every time Spock borrows this he messes with my presets!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Scotty: "Every night it's the same thing. I'm just about to drop off when some idiot bumps the ship and sets the alarm off!"

Scotty: "'Borgus frat, Borgus frat', what the hell does it mean? Ach, it's not in here. Ah well, as long as no one else knows, it can mean anything I want it to."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Uhura: "You kept me up all night Spock!"
Kirk: "Way to go stud!"
Uhura: "He wouldn't stop plucking."
McCoy: "Spock! You hound!"
Uhura: "Duelling banjos, but with Scotty on bagpipes!"

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Kirk: "Naah, even I can't get any innuendo out of that."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Can we play too?"

 

[scottydog]

McCoy: "I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell."

Spock: "Doctor, having is not so pleasing a thing as wanting."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Bilbo... Bilbo Baggins...
McCoy: Enough already, Spock, next thing you know Jim will want to do his rendition of "Mr. Tambourine Man."

Scotty: The haggis is in the fire now.(beat) According to this, I should set the oven at 350 degrees. Then I poke it with this thing to make sure it's at the right temperature. Ack, this looked easier when Rachel Ray did it on 30 minute meals.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "Well, my bairn's not so wee now, is it?"