TOS Caption Contest #69 - Christmas Cheer
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DrunkenSanta said:
McCoy: Spock, you need to stop playing right now. People are clearing the room. Keep it up and no one will ever come in here again.
Spock: Was I misinformed when Mr. Chekov told of the love humans have for Yoko Ono?
A splendid time a guaranteed for all
Scotty reading instructions:
Bend over and insert into anal cavity, and push blue red red orange yellow and then twist...
Scotty: Gah man these instructions for Engineer Pleasure devices SUCK!
The twenty-third Century Beatles.
Kirk McCartney
Leonard Lennon
Spock Starr
Uhura Ono
Taking the picture is Montgomery Harrison.
"Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Trekkers Band!"
M´Sharak said:
J. Allen said:
battrekker said:
Yes, doctor, but this one goes to eleven!
J.
It's funny when he does it, I guess.
DrunkenSanta said:
Only to people dense like me who didn't get this one.
I do now.
M´Sharak said:
Oh, I'm sure, Spock! "It goes to leh-wun." That's a good one!
Oops!!! It's leh-wun how it's said in vulcan?
No wonder I didn't get it either. Sorry,
"Mix two ounces of rum with cream of coconut..."
Dammit!!! I can find the piña colada recipe, but not how to calibrate the engines. Stupid all-purpose tool!
The new uniform designs for Star Trek XI are finally leaked, against the explicit wishes of JJ Abrams.
Roaming charges hit those on starships hardest.
"The lads were right...the new transistor TV and radio combo from the fine folks at General Electric does present a sharper clarity picture AND improved sound quality over previous makes and brands, and is now available at a retailer near YOU!"
"Play Misty from Sector 001 for me."
Not to worry.battrekker said:
Oops!!! It's leh-wun how it's said in vulcan?
No wonder I didn't get it either. Sorry,
I had to dig to find that so it definitely qualifies as "obscure," and I really have no idea how to check its accuracy. Should have put a Nerd Warning on it, I guess.
"I'll find the bloody radon leak on this ship if it's the last thing I do!!"
"If you know 'Lick it Up' I'll let you win our next ten arguments!"