TOS Caption Contest #67 - Love and Death

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Shatner: "How was I to know they preferred Frodo?"

 

[cooleddie74]

"The prices...the prices, Jim...

Furniture Warehouse...their prices...so REASONABLE."

"Twenty credits gets me twenty minutes, lads. Just enough time for me to show her how we Scots really use our kilts."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: The walrus was Paul?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kara: So Captain, is that a phaser in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Spock: So Captain, is that a phaser in your pocket....

Kirk: No, I'm just happy to see you

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kara: "I'll take you on Captain... and your friends too."

Scotty: "Our cabers are getting polished tonight lads."

Kirk: "Ok, let's establish some ground rules."

McCoy: "No eye contact."

Kirk: "Damn straight!"

 

[Rat Boy]

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Gottle of geer! Gottle of geer!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Couldn't...take...any more. The PAIN. The sheer, terrifying PAIN.

How could he let Yoko SING?!?!?!?"

"She's got free coupons and game tokens at the Argelius Chuck-E-Cheese. I'd be a bloody fool to turn the lass down."

 

[tharpdevenport]

 

[cooleddie74]

"'E...Pleb...NEESTA?!'

Dammit, Jim...what the hell does that even mean??? It's nonsense! I can't take this anymore!"

 

[M'Sharak]

Wow, I could have had a V-8!

 

[scottydog]

Spock: Same... stairs.. used... in... The Brady Bunch....

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "My God Spock, what happened?"
Spock: "It was... it was Sulu!"
Kirk: "Are you injured?"
Spock: "I am in considerable... pain, but fortunately my... second sphincter... saved me..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Shanter: "Leonard? Are you all right?"

Nimoy: "I am fine, but, were you the one who shoved me down the stairs?"

Shatner (muttering): "I guess I didn't shove hard enough."

Spock: "Borgas Frat...what does it mean?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Now, kids...I'm going to drink a glass of Saurian brandy while Mister Spock here sings 'The Impossible Dream'...aren't you, Mister Spock?"

"The lass has Skynyrd tickets. Go back to the bloody ship if ye like, but I didn't bring me family Zippo along for nothin'."

 

[Outpost4]

This contest will stay up an extra day or two. Sorry. I'm having real computer problems here and can't change out to the new one.

 

[scottydog]

Spock: "An extra day or two?? No! That gives people extra time to make bifurcation jokes!"

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "An extra day or two?? Arm...going...numb. Must...go...pee."
Kirk: "Do you realize the captions should I undo your fly? You've got to hold on for just a little long Spock. Hold on.just.a little longer.SPOCK."

OR

Spock: "I see Trek people."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Spock:"Jim you rotten bastard what fuck was that?"

Kirk:"Sorry Spock if I'd know the cabbadge rolls were going to give me S.B.D.'s, I'd have had somrthing else for lunch"

 

[Rat Boy]

DrunkenSanta said:
This contest will stay up an extra day or two. Sorry. I'm having real computer problems here and can't change out to the new one.

Spock: "This is how it starts, Jim. First you get a bag of cats on your head, then you're never heard from again!"