TOS Caption Contest #67 - Love and Death

[Gertch]

Woman: "Just three of you? Too bad. With six you get the eggroll."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"You were there, Jim...and the Doctor...and Nurse Chapel...along with Surak...and the sehlat I had as a boy...and the tall gates were SOOOOO pretty and rust-red!"

"How can I bloody refuse, lads? I get to do ANYTHING and everything for just forty credits! And since neither of you have done anything to increase the amount of available tail back on the ship, this'll have to suffice!"

 

[scottydog]

SPOCK: "Could... anyone... have... imagined that... Jennifer Love Hewitt's butt... would look like that?"

Scotty: "This red grass-skirt nicely covers the Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-like bottom."

 

[Kegek]

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Kirk: Spock! Now is not the time to be analysing the Schopenhauerian connotations of Liebestod!

Star Trek's contribution to feminism encapsulated in a single frame.

 

[Noname Given]

Mr. Spock: "Bilbo...Bilbo Baggins...Bravest little hobbit of them all..."
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Scotty: "Sorry Jim, this one's mine. Not a patch of green skin anywhere on her."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Damn, I was hoping Barbara Eden would come out of that lamp. Oh well, she's all yours, Scotty."

 

[cooleddie74]

"There...is...a-no-ther...

S-S-S-Sky...walkerrrrrrr."

"And the bloody best thing about this planet, lads? NO rape shield laws!"

 

[cultcross]

Ihlecreations said:

I can really name my own price??

thanks for that, first time in a while ive literally Lol at a caption.

 

[SciFi75]

Kirk: Dammit, Spock, are you wearing my push up bra?

 

[SciFi75]

Scotty: It was the craziest thing ever. Mister Sulu gives up this sweet lass because he has to check the torpedo inventory back on the ship. Am I lucky or what?

Bones: Yup, he's checking the torpedoes alright.

 

[Alyssa]

cooleddie74 said:

SPOCK:"You were there, Jim...and the Doctor...and Nurse Chapel...along with Surak...and the sehlat I had as a boy...and the tall gates were SOOOOO pretty and rust-red!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "Sulu, he ... he-"

Kirk: "Shhh, I know."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"I wish I knew how to quit you!"

 

[T'Bonz]

Spock: There...are...FOUR...lights!
Kirk: Wrong series, idiot!

 

[Nerys Myk]

I've fallen and I can't get up!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "They took... my afro!"
Kirk: "Don't worry Spock, we'll get it back. I promise you."
McCoy: offscreen: "Even if you do Jim, I don't have the skill to reattach it, no one does."
Kirk: "They took it Bones, they'll be able to, even if I have to beat it out of them."
McCoy: "What I don't understand is what use could they have for an afro?"
Spock: "My... 'fro!"

 

[Outpost4]

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Scotty: She promises that I can wear the tiara.

 

[Rat Boy]

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Scotty: "I only lost part my finger, not me caber."

 

[tharpdevenport]

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Scotty: "You shoud see Inara."

 

[Outpost4]

Tell Laura I love her
Tell Laura I need her
Tell Laura not to cry
My love for her will never die.