TOS Caption Contest #67 - Love and Death

[Classic Fan]

Kirk: "What is it, Spock?"
Spock: "Im... i'm.... decended from S.... S.... S.... "
Kirk: "Sarek?... Surak?... Starsky?... "
Spock *in shocked tone*: "... S-Y-L-A-R."

Kirk: "The Watch?..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "The horror...the horror..."

Kirk: "Dammit, Spock! What have I told you about watching the American Idol rejects episode?"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

SPOCK:"I...I'm going...going into a bright light. I'm...I'm getting dizzier. Feeling weak.

The light...so...so beautiful...

No. No, wait. That...that's just the amazing GE fluorescent lighting the Denevan colonists installed last year in this area!

My mistake..."

G.E.

Bringing light and life to Earth and Federation colonies for almost 200 years(tm)

"Don't worry, lads. The Doctor's got a potion if she gives me somethin' runny or burnin'."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Spock: "I NEED AN ADULT!!!"

 

[Bad Atom]

"Fortunately, Spock's inner nipple protected him..."

 

[Woulfe]

Kirk : You mind melded with Rick Berman ?

Spock ( nods )

Kirk : What did you see ?

Spock : Nothing, it was empty....

Kirk : No wonder you fell over like you did....

Simon Peg ( thinking ) I'm so glad that J.J, Roberto & Company are huge fans, I get to do a scene like THIS for the movie, Life is good....

 

[Maurice]

Mr. Spock: I entered Mr. Goodman's mind while you were talking to Dr. McCoy, Captain. It was all.. all dark and empty in there. And.. and there were little mice in the corners and spiders had spun this web..

Captain Kirk: Spock!

Mr. Spock: I kept bumping my head on the ceiling, and once..

Captain Kirk: Snap out of it, Spock!

 

[Rat Boy]

Leonard Nimoy still had trouble getting over the collapse of the Mets late in the regular season. Having it appear on every 2007 year in review retrospective on SportsCenter made it worse.

 

[Zombie Cheerleader]

Spock's dream of tag team wrestling glory vanished when McCoy bailed on him.

 

[GhoulEddie74]

Plomeek soup abuse is a terrible thing.

"The lad who recommended her to me says she can blow bubbles. We'll soon see from where...and with what."

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: Tin Man was awful.

 

[GhoulEddie74]

"J-Joan Rivers...her...her face...it CANNOT be for real. No living biological being...nobody could survive looking like that."

 

[Outpost4]

Mirror shatters in formless reflections of matter.
Glass hand dissolving to ice petal flowers revolving.

Jim, why did you ever let me go to that Grateful Dead concert?

 

[No Grave Dug]

Captain Kirk: "Aren't you a little old for her Mr. Scott?"

Mr. Scott: (singing to the tune of 'Viva Las Vegas'): "Viva! Viagra!"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

"The wee lass tells me the carpet matches the titty-tribbles."

 

[Outpost4]

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "I've seen the future, Jim, and..."

Kirk (voice-over): "Whoa! Lay off the whacky tobaccy, Spock."

 

[M'Sharak]

The novelty-vomit creature didn't actually hurt at all but, caught by
surprise, Spock had fallen upon his tricorder. Removal of the impacted
instrument would prove to be a fairly simple operation, but it would be
days before he'd be able to sit comfortably at his bridge station.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "I flied?"
Kirk: "No, you falled."

 

[Rat Boy]

Leonard Nimoy finds out his name is in the Mitchell report...

Nimoy: "But Bill, I never even played baseball!"