TOS Caption Contest #67 - Love and Death

[Rat Boy]

Nimoy's shocked by the terrible sales figures for his "Maiden Wine" single.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: Impressive, captain, but you can put your penis back in your pants.

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock: It's too late. It's over... they've taken it. Jim -- they took the Ring!!

Kirk: Begging your pardon, but they haven't.

 

[Outpost4]

Rosebud...

Scotty: Did the lass say "rosebud"?

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim! I've had a vision! Don't let Scotty go out with that belly dancer."

*some time later*

Kirk: "Hmmmm, didn't Spock say something about not letting Scotty go out with a belly dancer?"

McCoy: "What does he know? He only gets laid once every seven years."

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

Kirk: "Carl, what is it? What's wrong???"

Carl Spock: "Some bastard swapped my crack with Drano!"

 

[Sisu]

When Spock announced he was an airplane, Kirk was disbelieving.....

Until he, McCoy and Scotty saw the air hostess and in-flight entertainment....

 

[Nerys Myk]

Re: (TOS Caption Contest #67 - Love and Death)

SCOTTY: "Yeah, I shagged her. I shagged her rotten!"

 

[Tim]

Continuing the homo-erotic theme...


Spock sacrifices himself for Kirk

SPOCK (dying): Ass...out of danger...?
KIRK (holding back a sob): No...


A while later...

KIRK: Of all the ass I have had in my travels, his was the most...human.

SCOTTY: She couldnah take much more ah this, Captain.

 

[M'Sharak]

Spock, talk to me! What about the Chili à la Porthos?

 

[Hambone]

Ray: Don't look directly into the trap!

Egon: I looked at the trap, Ray!

 

[Outpost4]

Spock: I'll be fine in a minute, Jim. Kitschy 1960s architecture always does this to me.

 

[Outpost4]

Scotty: You get your belly dancing lass, Captain, and we'll have ourselves a Christmas party.

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Jim...in the new movie...you're wearing red!"

Scotty: "You should be so lucky to wear red, laddie."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Don't...eat...the...yellow...snow...Captain."

"The wee bonnie lass says she can do amazing things with a ping pong ball and a net. I'm going to find out if this kind of biological engineering is true or not!"

 

[M'Sharak]

"Not... Deneva... "
" ...Spock?"
"Redondo... Beach... "

 

[Outpost4]

^

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of Aaaaarrrgh."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "I told you Spock, the Vulcan Nerve Pinch will always be trumped by the Human Purple Nurple."

 

[M'Sharak]

DrunkenSanta said:
^

Consider it another angle on your "60s architecture" caption.