TOS Caption Contest #60 - He's Got Legs

[scottydog]

Redshirt: "We really need new tools for stoking this fire."

 

[Classic Fan]

The meat grinder in the galley came in very useful for the disposal of the huge amount of dead Redshirted crewmen at lunch times.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Redshirt 1: "Dammit Ensign Lamb, get out of there. The landing party beams down in five minutes."

Lamb: "No. I don't want to go."

Redshirt 2: "Let go of the ductwork right now. The Captain will have your hide if you don't get to the transporter room."

Lamb: "No way, I don't wanna die. I won't do it."

Redshirt 1: "Look, Lamb, if you tell us where Ensigns Lemming and Fodder are hiding, I might be convinced to tell the Captain you came down with spacemumps. Now come out of there you big cissy!"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

Going in headfirst. The best way to tickle a starship's fancy.

 

[Outpost4]

Roddenberry: I'm still dead.

 

[Gertch]

"I just want to tell you good luck. We're all counting on you."

 

[SeerSGB]

It as always a pain in the ass when Scotty had to change the light-bulb in the Ship's Hasbro Easy-Warp intermix chamber.

 

[CaptainJon]

"This isn't what the Captain meant when he said 'Use your head'!"

 

[Sir Rhosis]

An alternate take from "Charlie X"

CHEF (off screen, to intercom): "Sir, I put meatloaf in the ovens. There's Redshirts in there now!"

 

[Sir Rhosis]

RODDENBERRY: "Oh, don't worry, Bill, your gut will never look like mine."

 

[battrekker]

Gene Roddenberry's audition tape to host "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" didn't look too good to the producers. Nobody wanted to do "Lifestyles of the Nerdy Trekkie."

 

[Amaris]

Outhouse4 said:

J. Allen said:

I can just hear Spock saying, "They've hit Buddy!", to which Kirk replies, "Come on, girls!"


J. Allen

First Time Winner!

Woohoo! Yes! Thank you, thank you! Oh that is awesome! I wasn't out to win anything, but now I'm a part of a pantheon! And yes, I thought the same thing after I made the caption. Blazing Saddles is just an awesome comedy.

And now, on to the new contest:

And not really a funny, but true for me nonetheless:

J.

 

[Outpost4]

^ We appreciate you, J. Allen. :thumbsup:

Roddenberry: Anybody want to have sex with a dead man? I'm game.

 

[GhoulEddie74]

"Would you believe that most of this Enterprise set is constructed from recycled soda bottles, newspapers, styrofoam and human skulls?

It's true!"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

Scotty's methods for getting rid of hangovers were most original and awkward.

 

[Outpost4]

Roddenberry should have taken the hint when Paramount assigned him office space to work on Star Trek II.

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: My God, Sulu, is that you with Mr. Spock?
Scotty: Crivvens!
Sulu: Don't call me Tiny.

 

[GhoulEddie74]

KIRK:"Scotty, look at this readout...what does this mean...

BLESS...THIS...MESS...

Huh?!?!?"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

"...and this is the section of the movie Enterprise set where George Takei--who plays Helmsman Sulu---gave me a drunken reacharound."

 

[tharpdevenport]

In season four, getting red shirts to go on Away Missions was so difficult, Kirk hired other ones to "assign"; their reward was never having ot go on one.