TOS Caption Contest #60 - He's Got Legs
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Just helping out since you can include images in your posts just yet.DrBob said:
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Kirk: "Any good tunes on this thing?"
Scotty: "Aye, Im sick of listening to this Streisand crap"
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Red Shirt Vendo-matic 3000 (TM)
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Roddenberry singing: "I'm a little teapot"
Mr. Sulu: "Hey there Scotty, I need dinner and drinks BEFORE we start holding hards. What? You think I'm easy?"
Captain Kirk: "Now now you two; save it for AFTER your duty shifts."
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Ensign #1: "Shouldn't we be giving this guy a proper funeral before we shove the body out the airlock?"
Ensign #2: "Are you kidding? At the rate these guys drop on landing parties; we'd NEVER get anything done if we had to hold a funeral EVERYTIME a Redshirt died. Just be glad WE never get called for landing party duty.
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Gene Roddenberry: "Hi Janice...about your contract for the rest of season one...Let's discuss that on my couch..."
KIRK: What the hell!? Is this plywood?
Never cross the Capo... er, Captain of the USS Soprano
After altering his apartment to look like the Enterprise, he took the next step and got plastic surgery to look like Gene Roddenberry.
"But...I don't wanna be in the luge!"
Kirk: "Oh my God! It turns out that Anton Karidian was gay!"
Scotty: "Where's it say that?"
Kirk: "FedEnt.net here."
Scotty: "My word, that means Hamlet was gay, so was Othello, and Shylock. Son of a bitch! And Macbeth. That's fucked Shakespeare right up."
Sulu: "Morons!"
Ensign Tarantino: "Is there a sign saying Dead N***** Storage on the bulkhead?"
Ensign Vega: "Um... yes."
Ensign Tarantino: "What the fuck are you waiting for?"
Gene thinking: "Assholes cancelled my baby. Okay. No conflict, no money, evolved humanity, a kid on the bridge, French Captain. Let's see 'em get a long running money spinner out of that."
Before I start out... I wanted to post this. and missed out...
Repost for post-humor...
NOTE! Posted with respect for Late and Great Crooner.
Mr. Frank Sinatra.
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come-hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It's witchcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do?
'cause it's witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
And although I know it's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says "Yes, indeed" in me
"Proceed with what you're leadin' me to"
It's such an ancient pitch
But one I wouldn't switch
'cause there's no nicer witch than you
[instrumental]
'cause it's witchcraft, that crazy witchcraft
And although I know it's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says "Yes, indeed" in me
"Proceed with what you're leadin' me to"
It's such an ancient pitch
But one I'd never switch
'cause there's no nicer witch than you.'
Off camera: Silva screams, "FRAAAANNNKIIEE!" and faints.
Spock: Illogical to scream over a crooner.
Kirk: Yea... Damn crooners, for the bobby soxers.
Kirk: Mr Sulu, how many times have I told you never to bring your boyfriend's picture onto the bridge Mister!
Sulu: But he keeps me company.
Scotty: Maaan thats really distrub'n captain...
Engineer's Mate 1: Man what a lucky bastard. He gets to do the cool work.
Engineer Mate 2: Yeaaaa...
Scotty <from inside> Shut up and pull me the hell out of here.
(Depsite I think its uncool to post and caption this pic) Here we go...
Roddenberry: <imitating Barry White> Welcome to my Parlor Ladies, The parlor of LOOOVE...
Repost for post-humor...
NOTE! Posted with respect for Late and Great Crooner.
Mr. Frank Sinatra.
Those fingers in my hair
That sly come-hither stare
That strips my conscience bare
It's witchcraft
And I've got no defense for it
The heat is too intense for it
What good would common sense for it do?
'cause it's witchcraft, wicked witchcraft
And although I know it's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says "Yes, indeed" in me
"Proceed with what you're leadin' me to"
It's such an ancient pitch
But one I wouldn't switch
'cause there's no nicer witch than you
[instrumental]
'cause it's witchcraft, that crazy witchcraft
And although I know it's strictly taboo
When you arouse the need in me
My heart says "Yes, indeed" in me
"Proceed with what you're leadin' me to"
It's such an ancient pitch
But one I'd never switch
'cause there's no nicer witch than you.'
Off camera: Silva screams, "FRAAAANNNKIIEE!" and faints.
Spock: Illogical to scream over a crooner.
Kirk: Yea... Damn crooners, for the bobby soxers.
Kirk: Mr Sulu, how many times have I told you never to bring your boyfriend's picture onto the bridge Mister!
Sulu: But he keeps me company.
Scotty: Maaan thats really distrub'n captain...
Engineer's Mate 1: Man what a lucky bastard. He gets to do the cool work.
Engineer Mate 2: Yeaaaa...
Scotty <from inside> Shut up and pull me the hell out of here.
(Depsite I think its uncool to post and caption this pic) Here we go...
Roddenberry: <imitating Barry White> Welcome to my Parlor Ladies, The parlor of LOOOVE...
Kirk; No dammit, right, right, right, right, up, down, up, down for infinite ammo.
Scotty; Cap'n, are ye sure that's not for infinite red shirts?
Hi, I'm Gene Roddenberry, you may remember me from such television shows as The Questor Tapes, Genesis II, Planet Earth and Star Trek.
"Hi,I'm Gene Roddenberry. Remember those great songs from Star Trek? Heading Out To Eden. Oh, Charlies Our New Darling. Maiden Wine. Beyond Antares.
Well now for three easy payments of $19.99 all those and more can be yours..."
Star Trek theme with lyrics begins to play
"Yea Brother!!!"
The new Eze-Clone machine™ did more than anything else to fuel Kirk's disregard of landing party fatalities.
101 uses for a Carl Spock afro...
#62: Cleaning the gunk out of a Jeffries tube.
Sulu: "I'm lookin' for some booty!"
Kirk: "I haven't four-scored in seven years."
Scott: "They may take our lives, but they'll never take...our dilitiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!"
Spock: "I thought we were all supposed to dress in our pimp regalia for this Halloween."
Kirk: "Changed our minds."
Scott: "Didn't ye get the memo?"
Spock: "But...but...we were supposed to go as a group."
Sulu: "Carl Spock is soooooooo six months ago."