Woah, will Joe return to an all new Spock
TOS Caption Contest #60 - He's Got Legs
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Woah, will Joe return to an all new Spock
Kirk: "You're a superstar! At the gay bar!"
Scotty: "What brought that on?"
Kirk: "It just seemed... appropriate."
Sulu: "I quite like it."
KIRK:"I knew it! Dammit, stop text-messaging from the helm console when you're on duty, Sulu! We're in a crisis here!"
Scotty's plan to short-circuit the Enterprise's haywire main computer involved a particularly awkward entry into her mechanical vagina.
"Hi. I'm TV producer and STAR TREK creator Gene Roddenberry.
And this thing down here between my legs is Little Gene. Little Gene likes it when ladies kiss him.
Come. Come here. Kiss Little Gene."
Spock seemed to be the only one who was happy, well, the Vulcan version of happy, at his re-casting in Trek:11. The others, however, were completely and utterly dumbfounded.
While Scotty was out blotto an Scotch, his engineering staff would put him in random places around the ship. This instance being through the north face of the Star Trek set and into the Mission: Imppossible set at Desilu, where he would awake to a very different Spock without 'The Ears'.
Roddenberry: "Im dead, ya know!"
KIRK:"Am I the only one on this ship who thinks our control buttons look like cough drops? Anyone?"
Kirk: Damn did you see those SFX?
Scotty: Those minisodes of BSG just keep getting better every week.
Sulu: ~thinking~ Dorks.
Scotty: Now all I have to do is reverse the polarity. Hand me my sonic-screwdriver.
Red Shirt #1: Your what?
Red Shirt #2: Pssst, just play along, Sci-Fi Was have a who-a-thon.
Hey there Harlan..man I really boned you on that script of yours didn't I?....hahahaha, man you were such a sucker....what you're still pissed about that? Hey whats up with the gu....~bang~
For those who are Star Trek: TMP savvy...:
Kirk: "G .... L.... R.... D...?"
*Rubs off dust and grime from Sulu's console*
Kirk: "G.... an A..... Y... L... O.. R... D!!! GAYLORD!"
Kirk: "G .... L.... R.... D...?"
*Rubs off dust and grime from Sulu's console*
Kirk: "G.... an A..... Y... L... O.. R... D!!! GAYLORD!"
The shipboard championship for 'Finger Twister' was a three way draw. Just how Sulu liked it.
"Ahhhhh, dammit. Sulu just sank my battleship, Scotty."
"Borgas frat! Damned lower deck crewmen froze up the bloody Internet again! Lads, fetch me the troubleshooting manual and reboot this bloody thing once I've shimmied up inside!"
Scotty: "See, I'm nae missing any fingers!!!"
Kirk: "Let's see your other hand, Mr. Scott!!!"
Scotty: "..."
Kirk: "FUCK! Even in the 23rd century iTunes doesn't work."
Crew members remove the newly hydrated crewmember that started life the size of a G.I.Joe from the ships micro-hydrating-oven, the Enterprise's pioneering 'Instant Redshirt Replacement' system.