TOS Caption Contest #60 - He's Got Legs

[Outpost4]

Soylent Red are people!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: What's a wedgie board?

 

[Outpost4]

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. We're glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside.

 

[Gertch]

"Ah, Mr Frakes, just in time for your audition. I've taken the liberty of removing all the breakables from sickbay."

 

[MrPointy]

SULU: If you touch that button, there will be some diiiiiire repercussions.
SCOTTY: Like what?
SULU: Well, for one, I won't have anything to do in this episode.

REDSHIRT #1: I really don't think it was a good idea to invite the Gorn ambassador on board for dinner.
REDSHIRT #2: Shut up, dude. If they hear you, you'll be the eighth course.

GENE RODDENBERRY: Why hello. Stay a while - stay forever!

 

[Gertch]

"I don't see why we have to keep sneaking fresh guys in through the Jeffries Tubes when Uhura could just let them in through the door."

 

[Outpost4]

As the tube was tight, it was hard to find a red shirt of the right caliber.

 

[Gertch]

^

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: This is the button that will keep me thin as I grow older.
Scotty: No, it's this one.
Sulu: You two really have no clue, do you?

 

[NAHTMMM]

^ "The Lively Years"

 

[Outpost4]

Roddenberry: With trick or treat, I like treats from a girl who turns tricks.

 

[Woulfe]

Sulu : This can't be right, the ratings say we're in last place....
Kirk : It can't be right, just look at the fan mail we get....
Scotty : NBC is canceling us ?

1st Red Shirt : Into the garbage chute flyboy....

2nd Red Shirt : Wrong movie....

Gene : William Shater said he was Star Trek ? That's a laugh, I'M STAR TREK and you can quote me on that !

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: That's Spock...naked?
Scotty: It looks like he's both coming and going.
Sulu: He is.

 

[Tim]

HAPLESS REDSHIRT: But...this is a wood chipperrrrr...! *crunch* *splat*

 

[M'Sharak]

Outhouse4 said:

Welcome back, my friends, to the show that never ends. We're glad you could attend. Come inside, come inside.

Where's the Orion Queen, in a glaze of green Vaseline?

(I know: it doesn't scan, but what do ya want, this early on a Saturday? )

 

[Rat Boy]

Sulu: "Would you two mind not using my station for looking at your porn?"

Kirk: "Well we can't very well use the big screen; Spock would see."

Spock: "Spock would see what?"

Scotty: "Bloody hell."

Red Shirt 1: "Shouldn't we say something?"

Red Shirt 2: "Okay. Next time, Mallory, watch where you step."

Red Shirt 1: "Good enough. Shove him."

Roddenberry: "The real doctor is IN!"

 

[Outpost4]

Red Shirt 1: I hated the movie, Mannequin.
Red Shirt 2: Me, too.

 

[Gertch]

Red Shirt 1: "I could see having a shark tank on a newfangled sub, but on a space ship?"
Red Shirt 2: "Yeah. And why do we have to feed them?"
Red Shirt 3: "Why do I have to be the food?!?!"

 

[GhoulEddie74]

KIRK:"I thought I saw my Mercury dime land over here. Near the tactical scanner hatch."

SCOTTY:"No, sir...I coulda sworn I saw the wee coin land somewhere near these controls here!"

SPOCK:"Have either of you considered searching for the Captain's lost momento near the astrogator?"

SULU:"No, Mister Spock...I've already checked down there. No go."

Tech support in the year 2269: Still finding a way to suck.

 

[Drob]

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Kirk: "Any good tunes on this thing?"

Scotty: "Aye, Im sick of listening to this Streisand crap"



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Red Shirt Vendo-matic 3000 (TM)



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Roddenberry singing: "I'm a little teapot"