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TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes

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KIRK: <thinking> come on you assholes the episode is only 60 minutes so surry up and bring me back!

Uhura : Doctor McCoy! SPOCK! I see WHITE PEOPLE!

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Joe, I told you one more time letting a fart at the table and I was gonna cut you Sulu ya fruity asshole.

Riley: <thinking> Oh shit, that wasn't Sulu that was me!

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Checkov: According to me scans, Carl Spock is down that vay, and he is engaged in some bodily activities with the Yeoman and others.
 
Hiya, folks.

There'll be a little delay today on the changeover.

My daughter is "helping" me work. Tie a bag of cats over your head and try to accomplish something, and you'll see how much I'm getting done. :)

Joe, counting like a robot, like Grandma, and like the dog
 
Joe shows his evil, mean, most sadistic and completely fucked up side when cats are concerned:
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Joe: "Ok, take this knife, its your turn to kill all the cats in the bag over your head before they escape and claw you to shit. But step aside, its a fucker to get blood out of space-age velour."
 
Shatmandu said:
There'll be a little delay today on the changeover.

My daughter is "helping" me work. Tie a bag of cats over your head and try to accomplish something, and you'll see how much I'm getting done.
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Don't worry about it, I'm sure we'll keep ourselves amused with this one for a while longer.

Personally, I've had my kids "help me" work more than a few times. So I understand completely.
 
Damn, Ratty, you got to photoshop before i could.



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Joe: "Be very careful with this kitten, Hikaru. Shes from a rare breed of white-nitro, got a bunch from Cyrano Jones. Very deadly. We sneaked one onto Gamma Trianguli 6 a few years back. Got Ensign Malory, little tyke."
 
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KIRK:"Bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-ooooo...

Uhura...

I am the Ghost of Ridiculously Obvious Hairpieces Future..."
 
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Kirk: "Say, isn't that a bag of cats on your head?"

Uhura: "Why, yes it is, and I haven't been able to do shit all day because of it."
 
Classic Fan said:
Damn, Ratty, you got to photoshop before i could.



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Joe: "Be very careful with this kitten, Hikaru. Shes from a rare breed of white-nitro, got a bunch from Cyrano Jones. Very deadly. We sneaked one onto Gamma Trianguli 6 a few years back. Got Ensign Malory, little tyke."
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Annnnd just for fun, lets see just how Malory really died on Gamma Triangular 6...:
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Chris. :D
 
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Uhura singing as she takes a few shots: Ninety Nine Kirks on the wall, Ninety nine Kirks on the wall. Take one down, slap his hairpiece around. Ninety eight Kirk's on the wall.
 
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