TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk :[Kids In The Hall] "I'm groping your breasts, I'm groping your breasts!" [/Kids In The Hall]

 

[cooleddie74]

Worst...QUANTUM LEAP plot...ever.

SULU:"Stand back, Riley...last week he shanked a bread roll and two slices of meatloaf to death with that thing!"

"No, Keptin...I don't have any wild birds nesting in my hair...vhy?"

 

[Mallory]

All right Shatmandu. Get out of the mirror, get your ass back here and start another contest!

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Chekov: "Vell, Keptin, I as told the Madim "Yes I remember you , you ver the lady who gave me the crabs and then cut my finger nails so I couldn't scratch them"