TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes
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Joe; Knife?
Sulu; Yes, I know.
Squire, watching Police Squad on DVD
Kirk: Hey Baby, transport out here with me and I'll show ya a real good time together in one space suit.
Uhura: <thinking> Dumb Honkey, he forgot where he is again.
Joe: I'm gonna cut yer hearts out and eat them.
Sulu: That's no knife Joe... <unzips fly> Now that's a Knife!
Riley: <Thinking> Oh he touched my hand... Now put my hand over there Mr. Sulu and let me waggle that wand of yers. <repeatedly thinking> Come on there is a chance... there is a chance... there is a chance...
Kirk: The yeoman and Apollo are WHERE Mister?
Checkov: The trivorder reads the lifeforms Apollo and our yeoman in the bushes. I didn't peek, Honest. i van tell you they are not gathering lotus leaves!
Re: TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontations
If this doesn't win, there is no G*d, whether he needs a starship or not!
Sincerely,
Bill
Classic Fan said:
Sulu: "Thats wrong, Joe, that window should be ever so slightly that way and should have no light in it, and the nacelle caps are wrong too. And another thing, the impulse engines dont glow like that. look at the instructions."
Riley: "Cant we just page Scotty, he'll know what to...."
Joe: "Here, you paint it if its bothering you that much. And i dont want to see any flowers or 'Man love rules' on the hull, i paid $25 for this at the ships gift shop. "
If this doesn't win, there is no G*d, whether he needs a starship or not!
Sincerely,
Bill
KIRK:"I'm...getting...jungle...fever...baby..."
SULU:"Fine, asshole!
You can keep your Dinty Moore! Sorry I asked!"
CHEKOV:"According to my tricorder scans, dere's a 91% probability my hair is actually a dead marsupial from de Aldebaran system."
Chekov: "And that's vhen I shat my pants, sir."
This was my first manip for this contest, but my other idea, the one i posted, was far better, but here goes anyway...
Kirk: "Wheres Ensign Chekhov? Didn't know he had a brother."
Mysterious Man who knows everything: "I am The Doctor and I have replaced him for this mission, i can pass for a Beatle lookie-likie, Anyway, your a menace, James Reginald Tiberius Kirk. Do you know how much shit i have had to put right after you came along and pissed all over it throughout the space time continuum. You should also be neutered, may i mention."
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Kirk: "Wheres Ensign Chekhov? Didn't know he had a brother."
Mysterious Man who knows everything: "I am The Doctor and I have replaced him for this mission, i can pass for a Beatle lookie-likie, Anyway, your a menace, James Reginald Tiberius Kirk. Do you know how much shit i have had to put right after you came along and pissed all over it throughout the space time continuum. You should also be neutered, may i mention."
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JOE:"I said...
GIVE...ME...THE...DAMN...SALT.
Bitch."
"No, Keptin. I don't know de lyrics to Daydream Believer.
And frankly...I vish you vould quit asking me dat."
Joe: "Buy my kitchen set or I'll kill you, bitch!"
Sulu: "These door to door salesmen are getting more aggressive each day! Oh, my!"