"For the last time, I'm not interested in hearing the rules for Butt Darts. Now, I'm gonna walk out of here, and you're going to go in the corner and you're not going to come out of said corner until I leave!"
TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes
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"For the last time, I'm not interested in hearing the rules for Butt Darts. Now, I'm gonna walk out of here, and you're going to go in the corner and you're not going to come out of said corner until I leave!"
Uhura: "Oh for fucks sake, even when hes in an entirely different universe hes still perving at me."
Joe: "Wouldn't be the first time you've felt a prick, would it, Hiakru?
KIRK:"Lieutenant...
Hear me...
Either...those...curtains...go...
or...I...do."
And so the Second Annual Battle of the Shipboard All-Stars commenced with the Dull Silverware Joust.
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JOE:"Your hard roll...or your life."
JOE:"Your hard roll...or your life."
JOE:"Thats not peanut butter"
Riley hated moments like this, Sulu's hand seemed to go for his automatically.
"Touch my beef stew again, Sulu, and you'll be using RILEY'S hand to play with yourself!"
RILEY:"Too late."
Tonight on a very special Sci-Fi Channel's GHOST HUNTERS...
The Search for Kirk.
"I'm only going to tell you one more time, Sulu, you better l'eggo my MOTHERFUCKING EGGO!"
Kirk: Spock, you're sure this is a one way mirror? Because I'm pretty sure she saw me.
Great. I've been trying to write that joke ever since I saw this picture. I never thought of doing it from Kirk's point of view. Funny. 
*Sulu advances on Joe after confused signals over the three's candle lit play-dough meal*
Joe: "Petrificus Totalus."
Riley: "Errrr, Joe. The wrong part just went stiff. You were supposed to point to the middle of the body. Have you not read the books."
"Sorry, Keptin. My apologies. I had quite a bit of cabbage stew before ve beamed down."
JOE:"No, my velour did NOT shrink worse than yours!!!"