TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontationes

[M'Sharak]

^ Or...

I can't believe it's not butter!

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk: What do you mean you've lost Curly and Larry?

 

[Outpost4]

Joe: Don't make me use my spork.

 

[Rat Boy]

Nichols: "Yes, that seemed to do the trick, but now all my TV's showing is Shatner porn."

 

[Outpost4]

Joe: Get your own vegetable medley!

 

[Gertch]

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Joe: "Look at it. Look at it! It's blue!"
Sulu: "So what!"
Joe: "So what? You heartless bastard, I'm pregnant!"

CaptainJon said:
Sulu: Why Joey. Is that a knife in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?....Oh. I guess it is a knife.

Both of these made me chuckle out loud! Well done!

 

[Gertch]

Uhura found out rather abruptly that the Patriot Act was renewed.

 

[The Cutest of Borg]

The rare clip of the Michael Jackson Star Trek Special

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change"

 

[M'Sharak]

Joe: That's it -- I told you! No more footsie!
Sulu: ...
Riley: (thinking) Damn, if I'd known it was that easy...

 

[Gertch]

Chekov: "I'm not vearing any undervear."

 

[scottydog]

Joe: Let this be your last butterfield.

Sulu: You and your bread and circuses.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Tell Spock not to look under my mattressssssssss...."

"I see you've played knifey-spoony before!"

"Keptin, may I be excused? I need to drain my nucwear wessel."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sorry, but I just had to quote myself...

The Laughing Vulcan said:

Joe: "Look at it. Look at it! It's blue!"
Sulu: "So what!"
Joe: "So what? You heartless bastard, I'm pregnant!"

Riley: "If it's a boy, Kevin, if it's a girl, Demora, and if it is a blood sucking mutant, Aaaaarrrrgh Junior!"

 

[Classic Fan]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontations

Sulu: "Thats wrong, Joe, that window should be ever so slightly that way and should have no light in it, and the nacelle caps are wrong too. And another thing, the impulse engines dont glow like that. look at the instructions."
Riley: "Cant we just page Scotty, he'll know what to...."
Joe: "Here, you paint it if its bothering you that much. And i dont want to see any flowers or 'Man love rules' on the hull, i paid $25 for this at the ships gift shop. "

 

[Gertch]

Re: TOS Caption Contest #55: Tres Confrontations

Classic Fan said:

Sulu: "Thats wrong, Joe, that window should be ever so slightly that way and should have no light in it, and the nacelle caps are wrong too. And another thing, the impulse engines dont glow like that. look at the instructions."
Riley: "Cant we just page Scotty, he'll know what to...."
Joe: "Here, you paint it if its bothering you that much. And i dont want to see any flowers or 'Man love rules' on the hull, i paid $25 for this at the ships gift shop. "

Now I can skip next months quick visit to Trek Art. Thanks!

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: You know, I really don't sing Daydream Believer.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "Get off my TV, sir! The game's about to start!"

Kirk: "Buuuuuuuuut I'm still traaaaaaaaaaaaped in the other uuuuuuuuuuuniverse!"

Uhura: "And I put five hundred quatloos on Jacksonville to beat the spread. Shoo!"

 

[Outpost4]

Chekov: I have a wide stance.

 

[scottydog]

Uhura: "OMG! I look just like Captain Kirk!"

Kirk: "Paah-LEASE! I have a neck, I don't have a hunchback, and I've only slept with Gene once."

 

[scottydog]

Kirk was furious. There was no way that his new Chekov-Blow-Up-Doll was life-size.