TOS Caption Contest #49: I Have A Bad Feeling About This

[Rat Boy]

Deleted scene from The Simpsons Movie: Leonard Nimoy's unfortunate encounter with Bart and Homer.

 

[Shatmandu]

When the third giant, uncut, black penis showed up, that's when jaded Sulu became excited.

 

[scottydog]

Picard: "I SEE FOUR CHINS!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"They say there's no snack-food Devil, Jim...but I SAW it...corn-baked goodness straight out of HELL!!!"

 

[M'Sharak]

The incessant trumpet fanfares were really beginning to get on Decker's nerves.

 

[cooleddie74]

"NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!

Biggles...poke him...with the big...snack food...Bugles!!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Captain Pike discovers the real secret of the Orion animal women; they're hermaphrodites!

 

[Jamee999]

I should never have become a Rear Admiral...

 

[tharpdevenport]

"It seems quite logical I will be in for an interesting time."

Kirk: "Become unblurry, damn you!"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Captain Penis Rock: "Attack the asses at once!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

HAN: On second thought Jabba, I'd rather be frozen in carbonite

 

[Nerys Myk]

Carl Spock: "Look, if you don't like the new beard, fine, but get those shotguns up out of my grill."

Carl Spock or ELO's Jeff Lynn?

 

[Ihlecreations]

Much to Hermione's surprise, When Harry and Ron asked her if she wanted to see thier wands, it didn't mean the same thing it did when they were younger.

 

[NathanielM]

Carl Balok: You have one minute to Puff puff and pass those Andorian crack pipes.

 

[NathanielM]

Kirk: You are that @!^%# green bitch in disguise as man! ADMIT IT! ADMIT IT Damn you! *slapping spock*

 

[NathanielM]

Lawgiver 1: You will be absorbed.

Lawgiver 2: Give into the will of Landru...

Hermione: "With that those little rods?"

*LAUGHS LOUDLY, snorting between gasps of air like Krissy Snow.* (Suzanne Sommers, Three's Company)

 

[Shatmandu]

Pure neutronium really plays hell with the tender flesh of a man's anus.

 

[Shatmandu]

Girl: "Oh yeah? Well, how many people have been waiting for you to turn eighteen, hmmm?"

 

[NathanielM]

Hermione: *feels prick in her ass* "Is that all you have to offer? Ron Wesley is much bigger than you Lawgivers!"

 

[NathanielM]

Ambassador Carl Spock: I said to pass the blunt not shoot me with it... ya digit?